my favorite midi sound in the world
Fighting to survive the day without the love and support of a dragongirl gf with big boobs and a huge slappy tail
Truly, God gives His hardest battles to His strongest soldiers
Look, all I'm saying is that I deserve cuddles and kisses from a dragongirl with big bouncy jugs and a tail that can obliterate an M-1 Abrams in a single blow
hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”
but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared
really gets the noggin joggin
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chicken-burrito-official
so that’s the line huh tumblr. that old post just went too far and you had to poof it.
vertefeuille
Reblog to remember the post before it gets deleted again
Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign
Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?
Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,
WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS
what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮
The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space
tricotmalewife
mario is a woman and just really butch
i adore dnd battle mechanics. sitting here preparing for an upcoming combat on thursday like i'm in a fucking wwii war room
so i'm not a DM but i have a few things that i've found make for good combat as a player. i'm also going to tag @why-nathan in here because they're my DM and run the best combats i've ever played in, and they might have some useful tips when they're able to respond
also, obviously YMMV on all of these things, what's fun for me might not be fun for other players, but this is just me talking from my own experience!
for me though, the things that make dnd combat fun are
- having everyone in the round describe what they're doing and flavour things in a fun way. this is the biggest tip that made combat fun for me personally. it can get really tedious if everyone is just like "okay, i roll to hit.. okay that's a 17 so that hits.. okay so that's going to do uhhh 8 damage.. okay your turn" like that ends up just kind of being a slog! whereas having each turn be like "okay so i clench my fists and leap up to try and jab them in the stomach, and then as they falter i'm going to try and go for a kick to the knees" or some other more flavourful descriptions makes the rounds feel like a tense, engaging scenario rather than just math. similarly, i think that also makes it more exciting and less frustrating when a character doesn't hit. instead of just being like "yeah you don't meet the AC so your character sucks shit", it can become a situation of like "you fire off an arrow at your enemy, but at the last second they bring the flat of their blade up to deflect it away". i've found this makes players feel less like their character is inept, but instead like they're facing capable opponents. i just find being very descriptive in combat/encouraging your players to do so can be really helpful in general. just asking a few probing questions like "so what does it look like when XYZ casts this spell", or "okay so you've been counterspelled, what happens to this fireball that makes sure it can't hit" can make the rounds both more engaging in general and less frustrating when people don't hit. my big tip for getting practice doing this is just to watch and read things with cool battles in them, whether that's like battle anime or books that describe combat in cool ways. getting a sense of what this can look like can help hone this skill and make combat descriptions awesome.
- having some fight where the objectives are not just "hit the enemy until it dies". these can still be very fun, but varying this and shaking it up a bit can make combats feel less like a wargame where your only goal is to chip at HP and more something tense that you have to be present for. for instance, one combat our group had a few sessions ago took place on an airship with some rust monsters- our characters are substantially stronger than those monsters, but what made the fight especially tense is that we were traveling with a couple of young teens who didn't really have a sense of danger yet and were jumping into the fight too, and were at a substantially higher risk than we were. so, we had to not only focus on taking out the monsters, but also making sure to put ourselves between the enemy and the people we were trying to protect, trying to corral them off into specific areas, etc. this made it a lot more tense while also forcing us to kind of think on our feet
- having opportunities to be badass and do cool things. one piece of advice that comes up a lot is 'shoot the monk', AKA give your PCs opportunities to do the things they are best at. like, if one of your players chooses to play a barbarian, it's probably because they want the opportunity to tank a lot of hits; your rogue wants to be able to use sneak attack, etc. fire arrows at your monk so they can catch them, force your druid to make wisdom saves, put a problem in your wizard's way that can be solved by a spell you know they have. obviously not every combat should be designed specifically to be easy for your PCs, but rewarding them with an opportunity to show off what makes them unique is a great way to make them feel clever and powerful and make combat rounds enjoyable. plus, if your players are new to the game, it's a good way of getting them used to their class features!
- having cool opponents. YMMV on this one, but just making sure that the opponents your players are fighting are cool and unique in some way rather than just feeling like a random encounter from a random monster manual page is really important to our group. obviously what this specifically means is going to vary group to group, but for our group it means a lot of the time we're facing other interesting PC builds (this is often advised against in dnd spaces though so we might just be freaks). even just really recognizable enemies that might have goals other than just 'killing the party' can make a combat really cool and memorable
- utilizing maps and environments in unique ways, and encouraging your players to do the same. having one side of a field be slightly elevated so that the group shooting crossbow bolts over it gets advantage, making a map that's full of choke points and rewards strategic maneuvering, etc. or just add in some props. give your players torches so they can move swiftly and set fire to things, or a rope so they can swing around their environment. something as simple as giving your players something to interact with can make a huge difference in combat!
these are just the main things that i've personally found helpful. i used to be a huge combat hater and found it soooo boring and now it's one of my favourite parts of the game. again i'm going to tag my partner in on this because they're the person who got me so invested in combat and they will probably have better advice for you, and again this is not meant to be treated as a list of universal rules by any means, but it was helpful for me!!!!
(also i think just practice and having the players get used to the unique things their characters can do is a big help too. that just takes time and practice)
One thing that Firefox can’t do is allow me to access my telehealth therapy appointments. Three different platforms now have rejected my use of Firefox. I use Safari instead bc that’s what works and at least it isn’t chrome, but for folks who rightfully use Firefox, be aware that many, if not all, telehealth platforms will not work on Firefox (something about the encryption/security not being up to their standard, I believe; if there are hacks that Firefox gurus know to bypass this, please share with the class?).
Any reason the developers of those sites give that is not 'we're too lazy to check compatibility so we're blocking Firefox' is false.
oops i tripped and dropped my
youtube frontends
oh no this one has sponsorblock support
oopsie poopsies this one is its own standalone client
aw fuck my android boy!!
saw a post abt HBO removing shows that suggests ppl just “burn dvds” but everyone doesnt know how to do that so here is one way to do that
- get blank dvds (Both +R or -R work, I think +R is slightly cheaper, the difference is rewritability), these are not very expensive for the amount you can get in bulk (if you are in the US 100 of them is about 30$ at walmart)
- an external DVD drive that plugs in via usb is also around 20-40$ (it tends to be closer to 20)
- download DVDFlick (free)
- if you don’t already have the mp4/mpeg of whatever media you want to burn, you can download movies/shows off of sites like gomovies.sx and soap2day
gomovies.sx will have a download button that looks like this
below the video you can choose one of these
if you click streamlare for example and then the download button it will take you here where the mp4 is
(if you’re on an iphone/ipad, clicking download will save it to your files app)
- if you cant find the download button on soap2day you can also install a video downloader extension which will find the movie for you
- at this point you can drag and drop it into a google drive or keep it on your computer but if you still want it on dvd ->
- open dvd flick, drag and drop the video
- click “project settings”
- give it whatever title you want, you can change encoder to “normal” (default is below normal if you are doing other things on the computer). you dont need to change target size or thread count (unless you want to)
- insert a blank dvd into your drive, make sure you click “burn project to disc”
- click accept then click “create dvd” next to menu and project settings. it will create a destination folder and this dialogue box will pop up when you click “create” on more dvds, just click “yes” and then “okay” on the box that appears after it
it’ll take a couple hours, once its done take a sharpie & write whats on it and stick it in a case . or dont . im not ur mom
🔫 check the notes for my replies i am no longer asking 🔫
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when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
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cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight
- battery acid spaghetti
- The Flavor
- white gilgamesh
- the sludge
- dragon cum
- fistbumping lesbians
- the horsepussy
edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot
Hello! I'm going to teach you how to get whatever cursor you want.
First, figure out what you want as a cursor. I'm going to be changing mine to a Skyrim mouse.
So first you get a picture of whatever you want, as clean as possible:
Open your favorite art program and clean it up, then save as a png:
Then go here and convert it to a .cur file. Make sure there's no gap between the corner of the arrow and the corner of the png.
Next you go to Control Panel:
Select Mouse from the list:
Then go to the Pointers tab and pick whichever mouse cursor you want to replace.
Click "Browse..." and find the .cur file you made earlier:
And voila! I now have a Skyrim cursor.
You may have to tinker with the size a bit to get the point to be accurate. If that happens, just resize your png and convert to .cur again.
Happy customization!
reblogging this again cause last time i just prev-ed but now that i have done this i know where to do it lol
the prev had pointed out if you dont save your .cur in the cursor folder then your cursor might just reset to default when you restart your pc
this is where you save your .cur! i now have an undertale soul cursor
I used to obsessively make these for my friends. So now you can, too!
dungeon farming economy setting with a healer girl MC suffering crippling boredom due to her subclass being inefficient for the most effective farming parties so she's stuck guiding noobs over and over again on the upper levels
then she meets this absolutely unhinged berserker woman that's bleeding all over the place but damn she's good at fighting and it turns out she needs a healer that can work with her that isn't one of the pansy barrier healers that the meta teams want and noone wants a berserker because they're insane and get stronger the closer to death they are, which barrier healers can't help because they're designed for preventing damage and topping off whatever slips past their mitigation. MC's healer class is fucking awesome at sustain and keeping people from dying but all the meta parties use classes and equipment that rely on constantly being topped off, which she can't do because she mostly has beefy heals and defense buffs
so, seeing nothing else to do, MC and Zerker go dungeon diving and after a rocky start, they hit off immediately because MC is actually insanely fight-happy and just wants the rush of a good fight, while Zerker is partly a masochist and partly doing this as a coping mechanism
and thus they become badasses that get further down the dungeon than anyone else in recent history all through sheer gumption, spite, and a looooooot of hyperviolence
oh, and they have hot sloppy yuri sex, can't forget that
soyunpochoclin
i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks
i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.
every time i see those posts like ‘what food from a show did YOU always wanna try’ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar
i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime
Hello OP, i don’t have anyway to prove this is the same recipe they make in the shows but i make this to calm my inner kid from wanting the fictional soup:
- 300gr bacon, beef or chicken. A meat of your choice. These go specially well. I prefer chicken tights. Diced
- 1 medium onion, diced.
- Garlic minced (i used 2-4 pieces depending on size)
- 300gr carrot, cleaned, peeled and diced.
- 3 sticks of celery, washed and diced.
- 800gr potato. Washed, peeled diced in quarters.
- 1 head of broccoli.
- 8 cups of stock of your preference. I recommend using the bones of the beef or chicken, but veggies stock works too for a vegetarian or vegan version.
- 3 tablespoons all purpose flour.
- 1 cup whole milk. (Almond or rice milk work fine for a vegan option)
- ½ cup heavy cream. (Skip it for a vegan option)
- Salt and black pepper to taste.
- ½ teaspoon paprika, use the spicy one to get the warmth up a notch in winter.
- 1 tablespoon fresh chopped coriander. Optional.
- 1 cup diced gouda or manchego cheese. Optional but really ties all together.
Make sure you have all your ingredients ready and at hand for this one to make sure it comes out nice and tasty!!!
- In a pot put water and the bones to prepare your stock (chicken, beef, veggie) You can use premade or bouillon cubes, just make sure its 8 cups worth of broth. In a different pot boil the potatoes until soft.
- In a big pot put some butter or olive oil to fry the onion, when it turns a little transparent add the garlic, move constantly.
- Add the celery and diced carrots, moving constantly.
- The carrot will get a little brighter in color, add the diced meat. Salt and pepper to your taste.
- Meanwhile, blend the potatoes with enough stock so your blender wont have trouble blending. If you have a food processor, it’ll be easier.
- Ad the remaining stock to you big pot with the veggies and meat, add the broccoli chopped in bite size pieces. Add the paprika and taste for salt and pepper. Let over a medium fire for 10 min.
- Separate 3 tbsp of the stock to mix with the flour, set aside. This will be a thickening agent.
- Pour the potato mix on the big pot, move to integrate and taste for salt and pepper.
- Add the milk and heavy cream. Move with a laddle. Have a final taste and let over low fire for 5 min.
- Serve hot and decorate with a pinch of coriander and some cubes of cheese.
- ENJOY!
Notes:
I personally prefer to use chicken, love how it goes with potatoes and veggies. Also the tight is very tender and flavorful. With beef you have to be careful not to overcook it or it’ll get gummy and hard to bite, so make adjustments.
VEGAN: could also skip the meat, cheese and heavy cream for a vegan option.
I make it for my younger sister and she loves it. Instead of meat i add some diced, toasted nuts when served. Cashew, pecan and pistachios work nicely.
You’ll have to use 5 tbsp of flour to thicken up the broth a tid bit more without the heavy cream but you can still use a vegan milk.
You can totally skip the coriander, but it adds another dept of flavor.
Do try it with the cheese tho, i promise it’s GODLY. Gouda and manchego are my fave, the melt nicely and have a strong after taste, but i guess any cheese that melts could work.
Finally, if you are like me and like spicy food you can add chopped chili. Serrano and arbol chiles are my go to’s, freshly chopped sprinkled just after serving my bowl.
Hope y'all give it a try and if you have any doubts do ask!
Provecho!
this is literally the best addition i’ve ever gotten to any of my posts thank you so much
Hey I tried this recipe out and I can confirm that it tastes heavenly!!
Can confirm this soup is absolutely divine!
Substituted spinach for broccoli because my partner is not a fan of the latter and used chicken and bacon. Gonna try it again with a nice Italian sausage in place of the chicken next time.
