we need a disney princess who is gluten free
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already having a good time in the u s of a
btw. if you even care.
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Sexual themes
the funniest thing ever just happened to me
im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun
already having a good time in the u s of a
when jerma’s parents are mad at him they call him jeremy massachusetts 1985
hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
if any minors are following me
always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year
hey I'm seeing some concerned parents and teachers in the notes, and I just want to say:
lmaooooo
if adding that pink and turquoise stripe to the gay lil flag is what it takes to remind y'all to get some sex and magic up in this bitch then i swear to god i will weave the fabric myself, night and day, and stitch til my fingers are carnage and bone. cus y'all lame lmfao
word of the day: “woowoo”
definition:
el woowoo
Happy "El Woowoo" Wednesday!
doubt that amazon is selling books about how left handed people are oppressed & pubic hair should be mandatory but ok
oh yeah by the way, i’m going to be in Chicago from June 21st to July 23rd (visiting family & friends for over a month) so if any of my mutuals, friends-of-friends etc live in Chicago or will be there this summer please do not hesitate to drop me a DM or ask to meet up; i intend to have a very fruitful summer and would love to meet up with as many freaky transsexuals, kinky heretics & disturbed punks as possible
also if you have recommendations for places to go, things to do etc please leave them in the replies 💗
in black mirror’s limited defence, what if your nan actually WAS an app?
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one day, someone will consistently show up for you and you'll realise what safety feels like.
Day freaking one brother
