Land Mermaid

Trilogy

[Image description Tweet from KimmyMonte *keeps yelling HIT ME at a tarot card reading* second image is Mastodon post by geekysteven "Seeing how long people will sit for a tarot reading before noticing I'm dealing blackjack" Third is a Bluesky post by fredesque [ gets death tarot card] me: i've heard it's really not that bad blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad]

You have to collect five death cards to win.

they are dear dear friends

Apple Holdings merger was successful

citrus holdings liaison will be in touch

This one isn't a fan of apples

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

yall WISH you were my cat having her maid marian moment.

maid mushka if you will

"How do I stop being scared of-" You do it scared. The courage arrives WITH the action, not before it. Don't wait to feel confident before you act because the key to confidence is usually doing the thing while still scared as fuck

why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

an insane response, but i can't fight this. carry on

im being hunted for sport in the notes

just think tumblr should see this error message i just got

A quick Shizune meme bc a woman who breathes out poison fogs and parallels fucking Kabuto cannot be anything other than unhinged

Original under the cut

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

Buffy fans can have a little gaslighting

As a treat

Luciana two-piece set - 10% off code: autumn10

Guo Pei “Legend of the Dragon”

Everyone please say hello to Sock!

She is very small!!