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Pretty Boy

@actualdannyphantomx

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✨He/him✨
Queer
💕12/3/19💕
~you need dysphoria to be trans~
DNI: nazis, maps, cops, cop supporters, military affiliated, conservative, republicans, homophobes transphobes, racists, sexists, general idiots/assholes
(If ur on the DNI, don’t waste ur time trying to message me I could not care less)

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo

Matt Murdock, lawyer by day, vigilante by night, manwhore by later night. In this dissertation I will point out some of the many instances of this man's slutty slutty tendencies:

1. Ass slapping

2. Neck choking (with multiple instances suggesting a kink)

3. Manspreading

4. Smirking when his boobs out

5. Flirting by saying things like this

6. Bragging about his prowess in bed by saying he's making women feel so good they don't bother getting curious about his many scars (This is actually not discussed enough like do y'all think he was talking smack or was he talking real here? I have almost no doubt he's VERY good in bed but I still need this peer-reviewed!)

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maybe i am too old for tiktok

My son once came back from a record shop visit with his uncle and with wide eyes and excited smile presented me with a cassette tape. “Look what I found!” As though he’d unearthed ancient pottery at a dig sight.

I love it. I love when my kids discover something that I take for granted. I hear songs with new ears because they are in a state of wonder. My son played me “Paint it Black” the other day, I’m like yeah Rolling Stones so what? And then I see his face and that LOOK like he just discovered sunsets and he’s like yeah but listen to this part, listen to the guitar right here - and I hear a song anew. Like watching a puppy see a bird for the first time, and oh oh right yeah birds are fucking amazing, forgot about that.

#finally a comment that doesn’t have disdain for kids discovering old things #isn’t it cool that someone didn’t know Queen and they got to hear it for the first time? #isn’t it cool to witness that excitement?

I think this is largely why “react” channels on YouTube have become so popular. Watching someone experience something you love for the first time is exciting. Rediscovering that thing through their eyes is also exciting.