you know what the w o r s t thing about adhd is? (at least i think this one is the adhd, could be one of the 429432 other things i have)

time is meaningless.

which means if i have one (1) thing that i need to do, my brain has to block the entire day out for it.

which means that even if it’s technically a “day off” if i have one (1) important obligation–even if it’s only gonna take like 2 hours out of hte day–my brain doesn’t count it as a “day off” so i don’t actually get to use it to decompress from everything else

which is how i end up going weeks or months without having a “day off” that my brain will register as such so my stress levels just keep compounding, and my energy levels keep plummeting, and it’s hell on earth is what it is

...In true ADHD fashion, guess who accidentally deleted the wrong post because and they were multi-tasking and got distracted and then had to Google to find this again?

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Two cannibals sat around a campfire

One turned to the other and said, “God, I hate my mother-in-law.”

His friend said, “Well then try the potatoes.”

This joke always makes me hungry

what

Jeff eat me pls

My mom told me to stay away from processed foods

OH MY GOD

Triple kill

Sexual attraction: No

Romantic attraction: No

Platonic attraction: No

Aesthetic attraction: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY I AM ABOUT TO HAVE SO MUCH OF THIS???? WOW EVERYONE IS ATTRACTIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Imagine your users spending their few hard earned daily views on rationing you

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

maybe he should stop sticking his dick in those very thin lemon slices 🙄

fuckin choked on this tag

Can we talk about how, for some nonbinary people (and binary trans people too I think), there is no satisfying conclusion, there is no way of medically transitioning that will make us feel more like ourselves, makes us pass in the way we want to, or gets rid of dysphoria. Some of us are stuck, some of us don't know what we want. Being forced to get misgendered in ways we don't want to get misgendered in no matter what we try. Those of us who have to make peace with our bodies and how people gender us because we cannot change any of it.

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

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I've decided to use the term "convenience food" instead of "junk food."

I think it's more honest, and less loaded. It's all food, some of it is more appropriate when you don't have the spoons left for food prep. It takes slightly more energy to peel a banana than to open a bag of chips.

We try to save the convenience food for days when we need something easy, so eat a banana.

ENNH! WRONG ANSWER

All food fuels your body. If it contains calories, it is fuel. Some foods are denser fuels, some foods have nice additional benefits, but all foods fuel you.

Some foods are really good for building muscle, or supporting your bone health, or giving you energy. Some foods are really good at tasting nice. All of them fuel your body.

Good food/bad food is just puritan dichotomous thinking in service of the Shame Industrial Complex- let's get those "should" hooks intob everything you enjoy.

Food is fuel. Your relationship with it is personal. Almost all dichotomies oversimplify beyond utility.

So, I had to do a bunch of therapy as a kid because I had anorexia. My dietician drilled into me "food has no moral value. there's no such thing as Good Food or Bad Food; if it's edible and you're not allergic to it, then it has a use in your diet, even if that use is just 'enjoy eating it'. Enjoyment is part of your diet and happiness is a vital nutrient." Basically, even if ice cream "isn't healthy," if it helps you feel better after a shitty day then it's fulfilling one of your basic needs: happiness. So eat the fucking ice cream and feel better. ENJOYMENT IS PART OF YOUR DIET AND HAPPINESS IS A NUTRIENT

Moderation, in all things. Eat too many carrots and you can die too.

my disordered eating experience is that the only true junk food is the food I can’t bring myself to eat. nothing you actually swallow is wasted (unless you have a more specific situation). sugars, fats, proteins, vitamins, minerals, the body can turn it all into Being Alive. virtue? not so much.

Also moderation will look different for different people. So many factors can go into how much of any given food one person can have.

Eat too much of anything, including traditional "good/healthy" foods and you can have all kinds of problems. Eat too little, same thing--all kinds of problems.

Different bodies with handle the same foods differently. Sometimes this is due to an allergy, sometimes metabolism, sometimes an underlying health condition that results in an intolerance, etc.

Heck, how the food is prepared can have such an impact on how your body handles it! Somebody who can't eat a whole banana without an allergic reaction may be able to eat a slice of banana bread occasionally perfectly safely.

Food is really, really more complex than purely "calories in, calories out".

(Also, let's not forget that food is often linked to culture so consuming food can be a cultural need for many people depending on the type of food! Or HOW they have food--various cultutes will place different levels of importance on different meals and such, and eating them with others. Insisting there is a single way to ideally consume food correctly requires erasing so much cultural connection to food around the world, which is deeply important to the mental and emotional and spiritual--if they believe in such--wellbeing of countless people. You cannot overlook things like that when discussing food and it's importance)

oh me

You found it. The gay agenda.

make your own foot scrub

please stop making me read this

Are you trying to kill your mother? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

i want you to know i never post lightly

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

Happy disability pride month

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS USING EXPIRED CARBON FIBER

COME ON MAN

2D Legend of Zelda style game where the Princess gets sealed inside a giant crystal and the Hero has to save her, as one does, except the Hero manages to obtain the crystal at the end of the tutorial dungeon.

The bad news: nobody knows how to break the giant crystal without killing the Princess in the process.

The good news: the Princess is fully aware inside the giant crystal and can still use all of her Magic Princess Powers within a limited range.

(The Big Bad knows this, and tried to work around it by keeping her in a large empty room with nothing nearby for her to target. That didn't work out so well!)

The whole rest of the game is basically the Hero lugging this big stupid crystal around in order to bring the Princess within range so she can use her magic to actually solve the problem at hand.

The Hero plays basically like Link from a typical Zelda game, except all of the Hero's upgrades relate to making them a better crystal-carrier: throwing the crystal, teleporting to the crystal, doing an AoE attack that affects a line between them and the crystal, etc.

When you switch to playing as the Princess, you're both invulnerable and physically immobile, and the joystick moves your targeting reticle for your spells instead. Those spells are mostly puzzly environment-manipulation stuff with an elemental theme, plus some basic damaging blasts to discourage monsters who get too close. There are recurring sequences where the Hero is indisposed for some reason and you need to figure out how to use the Princess' spells to move her into position to solve the current puzzle and un-trap the hero by using environmental effects and contraptions to fling the crystal around.

(In the final battle, the Big Bad proves to be completely immune to both the Hero's weapons and the Princess' spells, and winning involves setting up some sort of Rube Goldberg sequence of events which causes the Princess to fall on the Big Bad's head from a great height, killing him instantly.)