you people will reblog anything
voiced it <3
Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.
Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
social media sites need to normalize the "🥛 Milk this user" button
bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here
its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy
Tumblr 896 CE, colorised
i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
I emailed sex.com and they said you havent even registered an account 😂
oh yeah well, I emailed poop.com and they said you have 72 alternate accounts
okay ill go and humor mineblr and try to build a rustic house to see what all the fuss is about
mint-bees
hhhh,,,,,,house
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rustic..,,,,,,,
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sorry mineblr for ever doubting you,,,,,, i understand now,,,,,ive seen the way of the rustic house,,,, i cant stop building,,,,,,,
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RUSTÏC HÖUSE,,,,,
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MY HOUSE ACENDS ABOVE THE CLOUDS. I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED BY THE RUSTIC HOUSE, I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND IT ALL.
Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”
You pass peer review
im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them
i cannot stress enough that this is a stick-thin teenage child sitting alone at a restaurant absolutely going to town on these ribs. this child is eating like hes trying to personally rid the world of ribs. i've been timing him, he orders a full other rack of ribs every 2 minutes. this is fucking insane i dont know what to do
hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye
