Hey This Is Laz

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

WIN !

why win?

The original release date was 9 months after atsv which was a.) impossible to achieve b.) even trying to reach that date would be extremely traumatic for the workers

The "delayed indefinitely" just means it's delayed for an unknown amount of time, due to the strikes. Since the voice actors and other staff are incapable of working on the movie until the strikes are finished

I would rather never have another spiderverse movie again than have the animators go through what they had to go through to create into the spiderverse/across the spidervere

Aradia gender meta post : 1/2 ( part 2 is in the reblogs! )

Too many people are forgetting these things too quickly:

-SESTA/FOSTA passed. Despite the many, many warnings of sex workers.

-A bunch of apps started their censorship policies because Apple directly threatened their revenue if they didn't promise to cut down on the amount of porn on their sites

-MasterCard and VISA tried to outright stop processing OnlyFans work SPECIFICALLY because of the association with sex work, and no other feasible financial reason.

There is not a sudden regressive movement among individual people. Free The Nipple didn't fade into obscurity because people didn't care. It was stopped. By policies. By laws. By arrests. By censorship. These things have been purposefully put in place by companies and politicians. They saw the work we were trying to do wrt bodily autonomy, sexual liberation, and sexual freedom, and they forcibly put a stop to it.

this cannot be real im losing my mind

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

The duality of "If you even imply that being aro or ace condemns someone to a sad and lonely life I will fucking fight you"

and

"being aro and ace is the most isolating thing I will ever experience"

i think the tags are important

unironically so stoked every time i notice like. oh my god my shoulders are so round. my arms are so soft. when i move my arm my bicep jiggles all the way into my tit. everything so soft and bouncy estrogen is like magic

quick screencap of my webcam from my wife during a voice call so i dont look my best but also like. just speaking candid? god im so glad at how evident all of hrts changes are. also gaining weight. just generally being soft and having curves is 10/10 so far

💙💗🤍💗💙

I like to do ethical shoplifting where I take things from the shelves of supermarkets and leave with them without paying because I want them

Blah blah “it’s all my interests” that’s the boring answer, I mean ask yourself: is your tumblr predominately a fandom blog with personal anecdotes or is your tumblr predominately a personal blog that also shows your interests?

you are not a bad person because of your memory loss. you are not less intelligent because of your memory loss. you are not less caring because of your memory loss.

memory loss isn’t your fault and you don’t deserve to feel ashamed.

[ID: tags reading, "#ok but. i am genuinely less intelligent because of my memory loss. #i have lost multiple skills i had in the past and am still losing more because i cannot remember how to do them #i am losing my intelligence. i am genuinely becoming less and less able to understand language even #it shouldn't be 'youre not less intelligent' it should be 'your intelligence doesn't define your worth'". End ID]

true and correct addition

ok really not a lot of people tell you this but its ok if it takes until youre 26 or older to feel fine. reaching a point were youre finally able to say that youre ok shouldn’t have an age limit. “oh but arent you sad how you lost the prime years of your life?” i didnt lose the prime years of my life, but i did lose years i could have spent feeling ok and happy and good.

youth culture Needs to be taken out back and shot. that shit had such a grip on me back then and all it did was make everything so worse. i was spending the supposed best years of my life wasting away at home and wanting to die and most birthdays were fucking miserable. i shouldnt have had to dread getting older, i shouldnt have had to sit in bed having day long breakdowns for my 18th 19th 20th 21st 22nd 23rd 24th birthdays.

i didnt deserve absolutely despising myself just for developing a binge eating disorder on top of everything else in my brain and gaining 70 pounds and therefor “wasting” the height of my ~~~youthful looks~~~ i didnt deserve to be literally fucking ashamed and humiliated to just go out in public and be seen by people.

im 26 and i have crows feet and bad knees and ive got loose flabby skin from losing 50 pounds and im covered in stretch marks but holy fucking shit who CARES. im fine now im happy now and i dont want to hurt or kill myself or quietly die in my sleep at night. the prime of my life is actually the rest of my life, not whatever my late teens/early twenties was.

"how to look androgynous" "nonbinary fashion tips" you are skinny im not listening to you

Youre supposed to interpret it as "skinny nonbinary ppl see themselves as the default state of being nonbinary and exclude fat nonbinary people constantly especially in discussions of presentation" hope that helps

can we talk about the ups strike can we PLEASE talk about the ups strike

i know since writers and actors are already striking thats gonna take up most of the news space on social media but like. ups has until july 31st to meet the teamster's demands and if not then theyre going on the biggest strike against a single corporation since the early 1900s. the uaw (auto manufacturers union) contract is up this fall, and i believe the alu (amazon labor union) is as well. there's a huge possibility that they might strike as well, depending on how long the ups strike lasts.

im seeing a lot of talk about hollywood going down but i want to see more talk about labor rights and working class solidarity across the board... like A Lot of shit is about to go down

we're about to see a lot more propaganda by more than just hollywood, we're about to see a lot of bullshit political moves on local, state, and federal levels. dont fall for it. workers have power.

There are already news articles saying that striking UPS workers will kill people by refusing to deliver medical supplies and other vital necessities.

That is propaganda.

Striking workers are not withholding medical supplies, UPS is holding medical supplies and other necessities hostage because they don’t want to pay their employees a living wage.

L E T S  A L L  L O V E  L A I N

a little late but trans lives matter always !!!

💗💙🤍💙💗

it would be fascinating to do a linguistic analysis of the way caliborn uses periods

like, for one thing, he tends to use them at the boundaries of longer phrases. in general, if most people would use a comma somewhere, caliborn will use a period instead. but he'll also insert periods in places where most people wouldn't pause at all

that said, he doesn't just put them anywhere. he usually doesn't break up shorter phrases. for example, he generally wouldn't put a period between an adjective and the noun it modifies

god, i would love to dig deep into this and work out all the "rules" of caliborn's syntax. i could easily write a whole paper on this subject. it would arguably not be a great use of my time, but i could