ok re-follow me @gaytie if you care ig
i think im gonna make a new tumblr. phresh.
well i did it and i’ll re-follow anyone who’s been active in the past week ig
twitter drama usually pales to the sort of shit tumblr used to churn out but “guy gets accused of child abuse because his child waited 6 hours to eat due to him making her figure out how to use a can opener without his assistance, also he is THAT john roderick from the long winters and people did a deep dive into his twitter and found anti-semitic tweets and multiple uses of the n word so now my brother, my brother and me has to find a new theme song” is...
it comes close
the best part about chilling in darkshire is the murder mystery RPs
bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him
This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud
I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”
bowsersex-deactivated20220424
Wish I was injured in battle and passed out, and then I wake up in a cabin with a sexy man bed side nurse putting a wash cloth on my wounds being like “don’t move too much, you’ve been through a lot” or whatever shit they say. Thatd be dope as fuck.
people calling each other romantic petnames sarcastically at first but gradually developing into genuine heartfelt affection as the story (and their relationship) progresses is potentially lethal to likes of lovey dovey bitches such as me
I'm fucking dying someone please make a Pink Panther-style crime comedy about this
can someone help me find the picture of a bunch of webkinz(?) like gathered in a living room and some of them are playing a ds and some of them are sitting around a tv playing the wii and some of them are playing webkinz on a laptop and i think some of them were drawing too?? it looks like it was taken with flash on iirc and it was circulating on here a while ago
smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021
baby party!!!!
If God supposedly made humans in his own likeness what IS the deal with apes was he just like "me if I were a ugly hairy bastard lol"
Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)
Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do
when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative
