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dizzy and ditzy, little bit of whimsy

@acrellia

wandering the woods alone is where I am wholly home ☆they/them ☆ queer ☆ sapphic ☆ 20 ☆ virgo☆ currently Science + Education double bachelor student hoping to focus in recreational therapy ^/'•~♤~•`\^ humor + healing blog with a sprinkle of yearning
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maamlet

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

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lokaror

you are cast out of the smelters union. you are wanted for questioning by the forgers union. you are to be killed on sight by the barley union. you are ignored by the tanners guild. you are despised by the knights of the fist.

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bogleech

This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no....oil is soaking into fur and feathers....if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”

-the ritz-

crowley, drinking, scoffs: can you believe she thought we were a couple?

aziraphale, also drinking, chuckles: I know *pauses* who?

crowley: you know *waving a hand* her. the coffee shop woman

aziraphale, nodding: nina

crowley: mmm. she even thought I was messing about. and you were my bit on the side, you know

aziraphale, thoughtful: shax thought so, too. apparently she'd heard that we were an item

crowley, incredulous: what?

aziraphale, shaking his head: honestly, it's ridiculous. I don't know where they get the idea

crowley: yeah *pauses* why's it so ridiculous?

aziraphale, confused: well, we're not a couple, are we?

crowley, offended: yeah and who's fault is that?

aziraphale, tired: we are not having this conversation again