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"go on and take everything from me, and more."
 "Jade!" Kit hisses, like Jade is an actor who has forgotten her lines on stage, "that's the part where you lose your sword!"
 "And what if the knight wins?" Jade says, matching the princess' demanding tone.
 Kit rolls her eyes, tapping her wooden blade against her knee, "The knight can't win, that's not how the story goes."
 "So?" Jade says, "It's just pretend, isn't it? Why can't I win this time?"
 "Ugh, Jade," Kit throws back her head and whine-growls, a particular tone only she has perfected, "you aren't listening.”
 “I’m listening,” Jade says, unimpressed, “I just don’t understand why the story ends this way. Don't most fairy tales end with a wedding?”

Tanthamore Fanfic: AO3 Link

Anonymous asked:

Ok in the Tanthamore kinkverse (yes this is what I'm calling it), do Kit and Jade meet later on like in college vs. childhood? Because I can't imagine how Jade could've lasted through Kit's faux str8 era in high school.

I've been struggling to find a name for it too, so Kinkverse is as good as any!

I've been thinking about this, and I think that Kit and Jade knew each other as kids, probably around 8 or 9 once Ballantine adopted Jade. Highschool Jade left to go back to school in England after she discovered she had a sister. She and Kit had a falling out about it-- Jade didn't tell her til last minute, Kit was facing new pressures from Sorsha, the whole thing.

Kit spirals in highschool without Jade and having to date Graydon and it gets bad for a minute. By contrast Jade is having both a really complicated and really gratifying time getting to live with her sister and discovering who she is/who she wants to be. The girls don't talk, but obviously stalk each other's social medias. Jade is incensed about the Graydon stuff, Kit is wildly jealous of Jade's experiences.

They end up at the same college and are able to rekindle a friendship and eventually a relationship from there. But they're real messy about the process because it wouldn't be them otherwise!!

I have, of my own free accord, elected to undergo the procedure colloquially known as severance. I give consent for my perceptual chronologies to be surgically split, separating my memories between my work life and my personal life. I acknowledge that, henceforth, my access to my memories will be spatially dictated. I will be unable to access outside recollections whilst on Lumon’s severed basement floor, nor retain work memories upon my ascent. l am aware that this alteration is comprehensive and irreversible. I make these statements freely.

Severance (2022-) 1.01 - Good News About Hell dir. Ben Stiller

Anonymous asked:

thank you !!! also you’re a tease but it IS working cause im easy as fuck so im taking out my laptop to work at them. also can i make an intrusive question? goes along the lines of what dynamic you lean into more in real life… cause im more of a kit but i write jade pov so, just wondering - very curious still tipsy barmaid anon

You're being very good. Glad you're working.

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