I Should Probably Be Sleeping

buck: aw man, my date didn't go well!

average hen and karen subplot:

Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

imagine getting bitchslapped by a 6 foot brick wall lmao that’s crazy

WHAT A DREAM

Finally, some good fucking interior design

@shrimpsisbugs

you know the economy is in shambles when all of us are looking at a moderately spacious single bedroom apartment like a Bolshevik at the Romanov imperial palace

MELISSA BARRERA for Numéro Netherlands

MELISSA BARRERA for Numéro Netherlands

The Sun’s corona during a solar-eclipse.

How is anyone supposed to be normal after that. G-d looked back at me for a minute

miss the days when this site used to put a flower crown on literally anyone

brought some fruit for the potluck

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

torture the bisexual brunette man some more

WHY do people say put your finger down if instead of raise your hand if. What is that gesture supposed to even be

made this around when gvk came out and left it until now :^)

he is a tragic cat

I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.

STOPPPPPPPPP

wow

chaos

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

"i love complex queer identities" you guys couldn't even handle frank n furter