remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

my problematic trait is that i like elves

yeah they're smug and they're femme and they like trees and they're better than you. i find that relatable <3

dwarve fans when I place their hammer and stepladder on the top shelf

with what hammer it's on the top shelf

she is lying

I have a new computer now and I am most pleased

Grant Nimmo 1. In the Shadow of your Heart, 2018 2. Within the Stone Wall, 2018 (Oil on board)

autumn mornings ⋇ 5 oct

rotisserie chickens were meant to be eaten from your cars dashboard with your fingers while you get the steering wheel all greasy and the chicken is sliding around as you dodge incoming traffic because your also on the wrong side of the road

something for the one piece live action which absolutely got me and now i might genuinely start reading it

This cat chilling in the rose garden in Florence, Italy

(Source)

matchbox

sorry the onion has been killing it lately unfollow if you disagree

We all agree plague doctor masks are cool but I just learned about these WW1 "splatter masks" for tank crews and I really love their spooky look

She hormoned transgenderly down the stairs. Her breasts... Eh, well, give it some time