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I think its funny whenever people have Lightning lore where its like “OOOO THEY EXPERIMENT ON PEOPLE FOR SCIENCE AND MONEY” when I’m fully convinced that signing up to an experiment in the Tempest Spire is like the equivalent of joining the military and Lightning dragons are throwing themselves at the opportunity to get insane shit done to them
Why wouldn’t you wanna sign up to an experiment that turns you into goo, that’s awesome and now you can slip through tight spaces, who needs organs anyways?
(Also applies to Arcane)
Made a mistake at the achievements association and then at the auction house and and then at the gem marketplace
(Their name is Scamp and they have already eaten all your toilet paper)
Have been thinking about putting Obed through the scatterscroll gauntlet recently, I just feel like she needs a fresh start to shake the cobwebs loose. Was thinking of turning her into an Aberration because HEY but I really dislike basically every gene combo with her current colors.
Maybe if I can wrangle some nice colors I can also get her a nice little partner and actually Breed Her Ass. I don't know why I've been so precious about it considering I'm Not Fucking Selling Her so it's not like I have to retain some arbitrary value here
This is in gems, but if you paid in treasure just convert. Bonus: tell us about the dragon you bought!
13th granddaughter of Naomi, after a furious bidding war I shelled out, uuuh. I went and dug up my final bid from 2016
Arcane Sprite (6450) Wind Sprite 4000 x2 (8000) Ice Sprite 3800 x2 (7600) Plague Sprite (3400) Shadow Sprite (3350) Speedy (2400) Earth Sprite (2900) Water Sprite 1100 x6 (6600) Nature Sprite x5 (4250) Golden Bantam Fangar (2000) Runaway Rotclaw x2 (780) Windbound Plumage (6000) Sunguard Chest (1000)
+520g
=55250
and frankly I never recovered from the shellshock of actually winning
Like, if it's an oopsie rapture. Given the context, that's already the funniest fucking thing, and it HAS to be Galagar, because Galagar has always been a deeply devoted, practically fundementalist worshipper of the Gladekeeper, and the idea of him being Summonsed, Exalted, fulfilling his once-goal after decades of earthly service
And then his goddess going 'ew wait no send it back' is so. Fucking. Funny. What an absolute SHATTERING
Like it would be beautiful and poetic and romantic to claw your way out of heaven to be with the one you love but I don't think I can resist this big old wall of a tundra priest quietly shuffling back to the clan after being missing for like two days and having to explain that there was a mistake on his draft form and he had to come home.
Excellent suggestions all but I am obsessed with the theological implications of a five-minute oopsie rapture so I think I might go with THAT
I am literally this close to completing every single achievement under the Clan and Lair tab. This is it, this is all that's left to do and the scenes are gonna take a minute cause I gotta actually collect 250 individual scenes first, but as you can see I'm Getting There
but like, I've never exalted either of my progens, they're still comfortably fucking in the corner and have been for nearly 10 years. So now I'm sitting here and seriously considering pulling the trigger on one of them, just so I can resurrect them again two minutes later like some fucked up Jesus trick.
I mean eventually I Will snap and Will do it but the real question is. Do I make it Lore?
just gonna have to do cheap little tip gigs at the pub until he gets a name and also a more appropriate scene
Hello friends I come with Aethers looking for a new home where they can eat all your books they can live free and happy no longer in space. They come in two varieties, pink peets, and black peets! Lot of black peets this time around taking after their dad.
linky in reblog
I also have some for sale for treasure. I also take mixed or if you want to buy one for treasure listed as gems you can send a CR for them without asking!
hey buy my dragons
cracks knuckles aight let's GO
I had a lot of the og achievements, I think everything sans the permalocked shockswitch, the boolean and You're The Best Around, and I FULLY intend on earning as many as possible of the new ones
I evolve specialized mimicry to avoid being eaten by you, my natural predator, but you evolve specialized mimicry in exactly the opposite direction to get closer to me and now we're both identical fucked up creatures
fr NEEDS a fishing minigame <- words of a fishing minigame enthusiast
lorwolf has a fishing mini game and I doubt FR's would be much better and honestly I'd rather gouge my eyes out if FR had one
Finished off my last hibernal den slots, and have the money set aside to buy the last of the main lair slots during the Gathering
I am once again at maximum dragon potential
loaded dice
fire / fire / umber
These are my heaviest and lightest dragons of the same species!
What are yours? I'd love to know if you have a tundra that trumps either of my fellas, but feel free to show whatever breed you want!
My heaviest tun is Domovoy and my lightest is my firstborn Frinzy, BUT, I realized something while looking through all my tuns that delights me-
My shortest and longest tundra are my custom and random progens respectively. (Shortest is cheating a bit since Irda still suffers from 'itty bitty progen' syndrome, BUT STILL-)
While grabbing fodder dragons I saw this guy and couldn’t help but name him