girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.
wait fr
oh my god
men when they die in svalbard
and waste fresh meat???
Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨
ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack
today somebody will post a pictures online
ⓘ Tumblr Fact Check: False
Explanation:
tgey ran out of images :(
this is so fucked I'm going to sad and crying
*having sex*
partner: how does that feel?
me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool
learned today that macklemore has a song on his new album called 1984. it makes no reference to the book at all. it’s like it doesn’t even exist. the song is just about dancing at a club . that’s so fucking choice.
took five writers to come up with those bars
the idea of macklemore mixing up great gatsby w 1984 is so fucking funny i’m just going to assume this is what happened
Literally what is the big deal. They are both books aren't they
yes . they are both books ?
easy mistake
really. how is anyone supposed to tell the difference
like they have different colours on the front maybe? honestly who cares (<- guy who doesn't know about written language yet)
people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.
how dare you lay this curse upon my home
you don't frighten me
Everyone in the notes saying "this is a 10k post to me" "posts that have 100k energy" "posts that are 30k to me" or whatever - alright, fine! Put the fuckin' work in then! You'd better have this queue'd up every day for the next six months! You'd better have all your friends queue'ing it up too!
You want me to suffer?? You want to treat me like my own goddamn bones do??? MAKE AN EFFORT
protestantcrona
I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that
i just feel at home on this website
Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.
#reminds me of when 'my child was Perfectly Normal until he got vaccines and Now He's Autistic'#no your child just got to the age certain social and developmental skills become apparent#and that happens to be a good age to give them certain vaccines (@dilfhershellayton)
Dude congrats on being the first person to have a new and interesting observation on this post. Yeah, that's exactly what it's like. It's the desire to blame something external for who your child is because if you accepted the very obvious developmental explanation you would then have to admit that your child is a different kind of person than you instead of a mold-able mini me that you can force into your idyllic little nuclear family box you were imagining when you had them. Bigoted parents are terrified of their child not being exactly like them so they have to pretend that something like vaccines or peer pressure corrupted them. So much so that they'll put them through bleach treatments or conversion therapy or whatever in an attempt to fix them before they'll allow their child to be who they are.
take a sep of Bipsi
not what its called
yeah . i think we should listen to the expert.
ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee
I try not to have too much disc horse on my dash, but I guess this is ok.
Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.
It's not a competition! It's a hoard and I'm like a gay little Smaug.
the normalization of porn in mainstream media is a weird take to have
Normalization of gay desire and yes, even gay sex, is paramount to gay liberation actually.
see, the funny thing about that reply up there is that it assumes that porn is not normalized in mainstream media, when in fact there are many shows advertised on how steamy the hate sex between the male and female leads is, like those ads i keep seeing for “the company you keep”. straight porn in mainstream media IS ridiculously oversaturated, to the point that it’s messing people up. it’s so oversaturated and normalized because it’s not really viewed as inappropriate, it’s seen as just a natural thing two people do to show their love. one of the central tenets of homophobia is that gay desire is seen as shocking, unnatural, inappropriate. so no, we won’t have gay liberation until there’s more gay sex onscreen and it’s treated with the nuance and complexity that straight sex is.
“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates
this is the best sentence ever typed
me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed
Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.
A second best sentence has hit the twin towers
characters will literally get a headache or nosebleed out of nowhere and be like "huh. weird. well it's probably nothing." girl, look around you. you're in a story. it's relevant to the plot.
