a 3DS is an animal

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"

hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.

many helpful reports from our teams in the field

don’t like it when people say you can’t have potatoes in ur fantasy novel without detailed explanation. who gives a fuck

“ohh in europe they didnt have those until” well its not europe is it. its middle earth its earthsea its some country somebody made up

“have detailed knowledge of your dragon’s anatomy and a foolproof scientifically backed explanation of how he can fly” he can fly because he’s a dragon. and because i love him

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

Imagine if Wile E Coyote was an actual hero of the story.

snail chores…

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

Reblog it. I want this to be on Tumblr radar by end of the week, i want my notes to be useless from the discourse, i want every single person on Tumblr to have seen this post at some point

Antblr

🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹² ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵃ ˢᵘᵍᵃʳ 🐝 walter-wasp Follow Nice i am going to eat it i think :3 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ²⁷³⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁵⁴⁷⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷⁵⁴³ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ¹⁵⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ¹²⁸ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ ² ᵇᶦˡˡᶦᵒⁿ ᵐᶦᶜʳᵒˢᶜᵒᵖᶦᶜ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ

hey chicken people are you okay

reduces but not eliminates

This inspired me to create the must-have threat/flirt/social activity offer to slide into any DM with

If a Girl is Sleepy (🥱) but not Cosy (🛏), she may reward you with a Bounty if you can provide her with a source of Cosy (🛏).

The Bounty is Girl Cuddles.

The Bouny (🐇)

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

#aaaaand its listless dissociation with the steel chair!!!

*stamps this as peer-reviewed*

Thank u comrade tyranitar

that is godzilla

nothing but respect for comrade godzilla but that's fucking tyranitar

if youre one of those people who was defending tumblr staff fhese last few years as they have routinely showed their face more and more about how little this company gives a shit, youre a fucking moron and should consider driving a spike through your skull because i dont think theres anything in there left to destroy

banning black bloggers and defaming them as russian agents, the terfs on staff, the insistent removal of sex workers, the constant flagging of trans women as inherently sexual (not our naked bodies, just our existence), and theres been next to no proper support for vulnerable communities or resistance against hate groups. the report feature is still complete dogshit and priorities bots and tits over fucking hate crimes. and all theh do is occassionally put another fucking water bottle up and have someone make a post saying "heyy not our fault"

i dont give a single shit what the reason is, or what excuse they give. i dont care if their hands *are* bound by some other company or the law. i have the right to be fucking upset when it effects my fucking life and so does everyone else whos targetted

whoopsie, wonder why they did that

staff is trying to pawn off their dumb shit again so reminder that they put a communtiy filter on this post criticising them so that most users wouldn't see it (communtiy filters are disabled by default)

Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR

Never gets old seeing posts that so earnestly and genuinely explain something that is 100% obvious to anybody who doesn't spend their life hopelessly online

"You have to bring your own moral framework to adult stories"

"There's more to media than shipping"

"We NEED to get comfortable with disliking people without pretending they've done anything wrong"

"Sometimes people on the internet LIE so always check donation posts!!"

"Do NOT cosign a loan for someone on tumblr"

Baby manatees look like they're 1 million years old

Grandpa