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Me trying to finish something important on time:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

Keep that in mind.

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

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the struggle when you just ate but you’re still hungry