I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

“Let me show you”

being white is like going to a theme park everyday

Trump said that Hillary lacked the physical stamina to be president. Someone please tell him that the “presidential race” is not what he thinks it is.

don’t give a shit / jon snow / normal people scare me / killin’it / don’t care

Demolition (2015), dir. Jean-Marc Vallée