disney same-facing dragons now
introducing elsa's dragonsona
what the hell is this cursed shit
Someday archeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.
disney-official
That’s because it is fucker.
This scene has lived in my head since childhood rent free because in the German dub Renamon has a male voice actor, Olaf Reichmann
the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it
what’s good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that they’re a himbo too
Me, staring at shirtless himbo demon and taking off my own shirt: oh my god, you’re so fucking stupid
I asked for extra time off after my test, so that I can finally relax after studying so hard. So that’s what I’m doing. Just chilling and surfing the internet
I’m finally free to play video games again without feeling guilty that I should be using that free time to be studying instead.
Finally took my test yesterday. I hope I got a decent score. I feel like I did average, not that great. There were def questions that I missed.
But hopefully I got enough right that they’ll accept me if I apply to med school
It would be just as effective as a full on strike, without risking their jobs in anti union states. Especially if they made public newspaper announcements that this is what they will ALL be doing.
This is called “Work-To-Rule” (a form of malicious compliance), and is a very useful and effective tool in labor organization!
I don't know what it says about my current mental state that I am laughing uncontrollably at this
Why Mr. Stone I didn’t realize you were a religious man
I wonder if the next generation will even understand the importance, the divine power, the absolute amazing thing this meme is
“The bird has not been questioned and is as far as we know not guilty of any charges.”
localhierophant
They censored a seagull in Sweden
vikinglumberjack
Bird crimes…
Why can‘t Trump enter the White House anymore?
Because it is forbiden.
goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42
Change your goddamn url jeff
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
hydro-punk
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition