pls tell me i’m the first one to draw them
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
oh my god the original out in the wild
it’s giving Tired Single Dad™ at the playground watching his toddler from the bench so he doesn’t get hurt
grogu falls down and he just shouts “walk it off buddy”
another child is playing with a toy grogu wants and when he uses the force to get said toy back you hear din from a distance “what did we say about using the force on other kids hm? give it back”
an exasperated “no, don’t eat that”
din dragging grogu from the playground after one too many duel attempts
Droid popper baseball. Because if not ball why ball shaped?
Rex represents the 501st with a great curveball, but no one beats the Wolf Pack's Sinker. 😏
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
- i'm going to kill god
- i'm going to delete my blog
- i'm going to explode
- i'm going to blow up this entire website
- i'm going to become the joker
- this is going to be my villain origin story
- i'm being so brave about it
- fuck it we ball
- god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
- i'm too pretty for this
- all according to plan
feel free to add on
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy







