Achilles

How we weigh an octopus!

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

oh white panel wall we're really in it now

How to tape up your hands before a fight

Useful reference?

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

Tumblr teach'n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.

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Here is a direct link to the petition:

There's also something called an ABLE account which may help as well:

And individual states have ABLE accounts too.

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

something that i think most people are forgetting about the visuals for red team is that, because of how the cosmetic slots work, the red team is usually using their gasmasks at all times EXCEPT when the toxic gas is actually present. because when they shit the mast to the active armor slot, it is almost always actively hiding their gasmasks from everyone else

and i just think that the visual of these people who wear masks at all times except when literal poison is in the air, which is the moment that they joyously take off the mask and show their faces, as they breath it in? enhances the threatening aura of the red team TREMENDOUSLY

Al Jazeera posted a long-form article about the Palestinians killed in Israeli attacks on Gaza. It talks about who they were, their hopes and their dreams.

At the bottom, there is a Romanized searchable version of the list of names of people killed in Israeli attacks on Gaza.

The first 7 pages are children below the age of 1.

He didn't even get the chance to be named.

This is a genocide.

FREE PALESTINE

CEASEFIRE NOW

Read the full article here:

If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.

I read the thing

I am a changed woman. Sorry for even making this post when Victor Hugo said it 150ish years before me

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

As always, the Irish speak nothing but facts.

How many more innocent civilians have to be killed by Israel before you condemn that for it?

That is a genocide.

That this is a crime on all accounts.

And deserves to be punished to the full extent off the law.

Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory

guys stop saying it looks like a burger patty with chees 💔

ITS CAKE ITS A TANGIBLE CAKE

I MIXED cake batter together and i put it in the oven and. I MADE a cake i HOPE this helps

RECONNECT PALESTINIANS IN GAZA TO EACH OTHER AND TO THE WORLD: you can buy an eSim card on Simly (look up Palestine in their search bar on the app) and then send it to gazaesims @ gmail dot com. mina el helbawi is coordinating a team of volunteers on the ground to reconnect all people in Gaza so that they can communicate with each other

screenshots courtesy of @mariadogahe on ig (her story also has a video that shows how to buy the eSim card)

personal opinion but. the reason tiktok’s ‘zepotha’ isn’t doing great isn’t because of a lack of cohesion or poor reasoning behind it (although I’m sure these would’ve contributed). It’s because when I was first introduced to Zepotha it was as a fake movie concept. And when I was first introduced to Goncharov it was as me spending the entire morning trying to figure out why Tumblr was obsessed with some random movie.