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@achilleancryptid1

He/Him
DILF connoisseur//Heterophobe
(idfk how tags worry sorry bout it xoxo gossip girl)

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

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Nothing better than just seeing a little dude

This fucker watching me piss

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I grew up in a state with one native lizard that was rare to see, and now I am in a state with lizards EVERYWHERE. INCLUDING THIS GUY I RANDOMLY ENCOUNTERED ON A HIKE! I will never take those lil guys for granted, they are so cute.

This little guy was found in our bathroom, to my mother’s very vocal dismay

ooo that looks like an albino gecko. we have them in florida. they love bathrooms for some reason but we find them in other parts of the house too

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I think it's important to do a secret kindness every now and then, and never speak of it, so that strangers on the street can believe that the universe is gentle.

The weirdest double standard is trans people can only ever "identify as" and cis people just "are," and the more time goes on and people start realizing this, I hope this will change

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hm they could’ve picked a better screenshot for the thumbnail cause this just looks like our home boy here is about to get rawed by a werewolf

i have gotten DM’d this post literally no less than 30 times and I have to say I’m only disppointed theres no werewolf cock

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I truly wonder how many people reblogged this without seeing the difference because I feel like most of yall wouldn’t if you knew