Rooster Hunters

ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇꜱ | ᴇᴅᴡɪɴ + ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱ

My average writing experience:

"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"

*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*

there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

Just zoomin

I love that the turtle is explicitly bothering the cat, rather than just zooming aimlessly around.

"Mom it's not supposed to BE that fast!"

This just in: Turtle gains speed and immediately becomes a menace to local cat. "Why is he chasing me? Why not explore the house?" Cat comments. More on this in the evening.

Jabberwocky tipped right over while leaning into his head rubs ☺️

credit: @twilight_foster_kittens

Instagram : krewkutz

This made me feel really happy...

Working site security it's wild to me how many people when called out will say "I've been doing this for years and you're the only security person to bother me about it", as if to say, "you're an idiot on a power trip", when the admission really is, "every other security person who has seen me do this has taken one look at me and immediately decided that I seemed exhausting enough o deal with that they'd risk a reprimand to avoid me"

"I give off such an aura of dense, belligerent entitlement that I can break laws in front of people and they will assume I am too stupid to reason with and they'd rather wait for me to leave and clean up after me like a giant exhausting baby" is not the checkmate you think it is

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

* * * News Interruption * * *

Reblog to give prev a magical amulet that protects them from headache

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

please bother me with questions and statements