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Rooster Hunters

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Hello, internet! Max here, a 29-year-old nerd obsessed with anything Rooster Teeth, and especially FAHC. Nb ace | he/them. Totally up for random conversations and headcanon swaps. Icon by rikurobo.
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rb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate

Specifically D&D™️ things about that new movie that I enjoyed very much

  • The entire party having low intelligence/wisdom bc let’s be real who doesn’t have either one of those as their dump stat
  • Receiving a magic item from the DM -> forgetting about it -> a party member going WAIT DONT WE HAVE THAT -> everyone using the shit out of the magic item and completely wrecking the DM’s plans
  • Travelling between locations that are geographically days/weeks away takes <5 minutes because the DM doesn’t want to do random encounters + the party doesn’t have a ranger who needs to feel useful by tracking
  • No healer + no rogue/ranger = everyone is constantly exhausted and has no idea of the traps/monsters in their surroundings ever
  • Druid being the most OP member of the party
  • The DM’s friend/sibling coming over to play their high level paladin from another campaign for an afternoon and then just noping out
  • The DM planning an elaborate battle arena with multiple well thought out stages and the players immediately find a way to circumvent it