reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

Everytime I look at my notifications and see a lot of them from my mutuals and friends it makes me very very jolly because it feels like I'm giving them various trinkets and nicknacks and they are so so so happy about them

Big hard to draw girl

I’m drawing a comic

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I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

'You're just posting that for likes and reblogs"

That's the whole point dipshit

Do you guys think I make wizard themed shitposts to realign my chakras or something

byproducts from the skin factory

i would.Get Grinkled Boy.

reblog to grinkle a mutual

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Got off the bus at tesco with the express intent of buying a specific thing but fuck me sideways if I can remember what the fuck it is

Disco elysium got adhd as a playable mechanic so accurately. I am trying to solve a mystery while having no idea what’s happening and being constantly distracted by a dozen different versions of myself at all times, half of whom are actively unhelpful. I want substances. I want radical leftist change. I want a boyfriend. I still don’t know what I want from tesco.

RASPBERRY JAM

🎲🎲

CHECK FAILED

DRAMA: Sire, you’re not going to like what we’re about to say.

YOU: What? Is something wrong?

REACTION SPEED [Formidable: Failure]: Wait-

DRAMA: But we must! Sire, we’ve forgotten the reason we entered the Tesco in the first place.

HALF LIGHT [Easy: Success]: But how!? We only wanted *one* thing. *One!*

INLAND EMPIRE [Trivial: Success]: Just one. One is a very, very small number. A small, sad man walks into a Tesco. He leaves with nothing. Is that what you are?

PERCEPTION (HEARING) [Medium: Success]: The rhythmic recoiling of the buses suspension probably put you in a trance. Some kind of forgetful stupor.

VOLITION [Trivial: Success]: ADHD. The bus isn’t magical like that. And hey, at least we know it’s *one* thing. Let’s ask the others and see what they want. Maybe it’ll be what we can buy at a Tesco?

YOU: Alright, lay it on me, what should we buy at Tesco?

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Failure] Wait!-

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY: I want substances.

RHETORIC: I want radical leftist change.

SUGGESTION: I want a boyfriend.

YOU: I still don’t know what I want from Tesco.

REACTION SPEED [Medium: Success]: Wait, I remember! It’s…

THOUGHT GAINED:

CONFITURE DE FRAMBOISE

having friends is literally just like hey i drew this for u (i love you) i just found a batshit insane image and i can’t look at it alone so i’m sending it to you (i love you) it’s 4 am and i’m gonna bully you until you fall asleep (i love you) you need to eat today or else i’m gonna throw hands (i love you) i want to squeeze your ocs like a stress ball (i love you) we’re halfway across the globe from eachother in completely different timezones but i still say good morning anyway (i love you)

Like to give a trans girl boobs

Reblog to give a trans girl boobs with anime jiggle physics

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nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.