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niche internet micromediocrity

@achernarre

he/him
this is my internet alter ego but nobody knows that yet

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

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T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

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Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

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Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

Anonymous asked:

AITA for calling my bestie’s crush pretty?

I (Late 20s, M) met my boyfriend/best friend/partner for life (Late 20s, M)’s crush (Early 20s, M) and thought he was very pretty, the pinnacle of beauty, even, and said as much. Me and my bf’s relationship is pretty nebulous and open so I didn’t mind him having a crush and so I thought he’d be fine with me complimenting the guy, but apparently not? Something about me being a “bad influence” or something? Like yea, I ended up introducing the crush to the idea of hedonism and he ended up trying to sell his soul to be pretty forever but, like, that’s besides the point.

The crush also ended up having dinner that day with me instead of my bestie, but like, that was on the crush, not me.

i love when you're so obsessed about The Character that you actually post about them Less than other characters because every time you draft up a post you're like "oh god. they're gonna know. they're all gonna know i'm obsessed with The Character. and that i'm thinking of them 24/7."