Was anyone considering the subject of pterodactyls

"why did you follow prev" i don't roamemberrrr

[ID: The "guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting" tweet, edited to read "philosophers literally only want one thing and it's fucking discussing" /end ID]

proving a point to my nitpicky critic of a brain. :)

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

Me to my draft: You are a oneshot.

The draft: Wrong. I am the pilot chapter of a multichapter fic that you do not have the bandwidth to take on, but will haunt your every waking thought anyway.

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media

guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

reblog my poll boy 🫵🏻

Not to sound to Calvin-coded, but was anyone else vaguely disappointed as a child that your parents had food coloring stocked in their kitchen and yet continued to serve you home-cooked meals that were regularly colored?

Like, don't get me wrong mom, these mashed potatoes are perfectly tasty, but I bet they'd be just as tasty and significantly cooler if they were green.

I read "Calvin-coded" and I wasn't sure whether what came next would be about childhood whimsey or how it's predestined whether God's mercy will save us from our deserved damnation.

Calvin and Hobbes is great and John Calvin can suck my pope hat