A playing card by any other name:

golden hour ✨

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

Drinking spiders??!

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

This is the new gender John Leguizamo invented that one time in case anyone was curious

Tranny sur le jardin

Why are Palestinians not allowed to have any allies? This is the same vein of people who lament about how “oh I only trust Palestinians to talk about Palestine” - we as Palestinians are asking you to speak up. It will always be just an excuse not to care or do anything. (And yes, what’s happening in Palestine actually does involve Americans!)

'Secure in the knowledge that push won't come to shove' they're being beaten and tazed and shot in the face, there's snipers on their University campuses. There's zionazi soldiers using tactics they copied from the genocide to attack them.

Zionazis and liberals' only tactic is to gaslight their targets into believing that fascism and authoritarianism isn't already underway.

People in Palestine have been loudly and unambiguously saying “protesters on American college campuses rock, keep it up.” In fact, Zionists use that against the protesters, citing these endorsements as at BEST ‘terrorists love these uninformed kids’ and at WORST ‘these kids are getting funding from terrorist groups.’

If Palestinians want American college kids out there, if they take time to make signs featuring the protesters, how is that in any way play-acting revolutionary fantasies? It’s all “listen to Palestinians” until actual Palestinians go ‘this rocks actually.’ It’s all “listen to Jews” until Jews are loudly anti-Zionist. Then the ‘well actually’ starts. You can’t win.

A lot of these discussions are leaving out the very obvious fact that these student protests are asking for DIVESTMENT which means the school that they pay for an education has thousands, if not millions of dollars invested in Israeli businesses and/or US arms suppliers. That is more than enough to make this their business irrespective of any personal ties to Palestine because their money is getting used to fund genocide.

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

oh I got a haircut

solar powered

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

please, please unmute this.

Some crimes can never be forgiven

A man in a cock ring is a complete outfit btw