Poll for Autistic People

If you vote pls reblog for a sample size.

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

Behold: the queer community

From what I’ve been gathering the QSMP is about men (mostly) roleplaying gay sex to cope with the fact that they’re trapped in a combination tamagotchi and Stanford Prison Experiment

tag sfrom @edgarallanpoestan

Technoblade has confused Philza Minecraft with the Christian God in his quest for Dream SMP lore! (Read Top to Bottom)

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A cropped screenshot of 2 Discord messages by Techno.

The first reads “ive been getting too deep into dsmp lore lately. was reading a comment and it took me three sentences before i realized they were talking about jesus and not philza minecraft”.

The second reads “they were talking about how he sacrificed his only son to save the world and i was like "dang rip c!wilbur :technopepe:"

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brock-obama:

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

::bows with a flourish::

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

@revfrog

YASSSSSSSSS!

@earlgreytea68

Ahahahahah OMG AMAZING. 

This post = the gift that keeps on giving

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS SO SCARY AND CUTE-

HELP A NEURODIVERGENT BRAZILIAN ARTIST!!

im opening comms to get noise suppressing earplugs!

cartoony full bodies are 40 usd !! and second example is a detailed rendered half body, 60 usd!!

dm me if interested ! shares are very appreciated!

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.   The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.  The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

UH WHAT

UH...... WHAT.........

This entire article is eye-opening, even as someone who has ADHD and has read a lot about it already. There's so much more there than just the bit about the glucose-craving brain. SO. MUCH.

This might have been the bit that hit me hardest, actually:

I feel SEEN. OTZ

Seriously, though. Read the whole thing. It's a good one.

Add to this that it's not just that your brain says "I don't want to"- the prefrontal cortex literally shuts OFF.

my pain scale invention. it goes from 0-16. you fill it out like this:

i made this because i find pain to be a multifaceted thing that influences me in different ways. i can accomplish lots of small tasks while in pain but that doesnt mean i can move around or even think clearly. its name is the goldstein expanded pain index or gepi. you can use it if you want. or not.

So I was trying to build a thing and suffering, so @shardcraft offered to take a look and offer suggestions

and then @freezing–oceans logged on and offered to help too, and then I gave them both temporary op powers bc it was easier to figure it out in creative mode

and then @lehhoh7822 and Bee logged in and we started getting silly

and then @scarlet-gryphon logged in and we completed our descent into complete madness.

AND we didn’t even finish the build. XD

to clarify on Gryph’s behalf, Gryph was literally just THERE, watching the madness. We just immediately went absolutely bonkers with knockback sticks and shit after they arrived.

Gryph showed up AFTER the tsunami of pufferfish named “Bone Hurting Juice” were sent down the mountainside, and a skeleton had a journal chronicling his death that just said “oh ow bone hurt”, and I got buried in a bedrock box that I think was meant to be my tomb since I was put back in survival mode while in it, but was witness to the Cain Instinct knockback stick AND to Oceans committing suicide multiple times trying to kill me while they were armorless and armed with a wooden sword, and i was wearing my +thorns netherite.

To be honest, y’all are delightful and made my evening, so no need to worry about that, lol.

/blows kisses/ i wish we could’ve reliably heard you but it was fun having you there!

I have been CALLED OUT by my GREMLIN of a younger sibling for not @ mentioining them in the original post.

anyway @acedbee​ you are a gremlin and I love you.

My sib said I look like I'm creepin with my eyes behind the armor stand just under the hat. Also yes I am a gremlin deal with it 😁

my take on davekat kid

Beautiful

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

audio belongs to homestuck and roosterteeth, i own nothing 

I FOUND I FUCKING FOUND IT HOLY SHIT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE IT IS!!!! IS KARKAT’S THEME BUT WITH MICHAEL FROM RAGE QUIT SCREAMING HELL YES HELL YEA

@it-a

@acedbee B, I am loosing my sh!t RN 😂

This is beautiful holy shit

I made some pride bats, enjoy! 🦇🏳️‍🌈

So god damned pretty!

Beautiful

this video does a great job explaining why fandom spaces have become so toxic, and how we can slowly start to heal from it. highly recommend watching ❤️

Just finished watching it and I agree

hey i really think y’all should watch this

It's so beautiful

Rvb season one:

,,,I drew it

I cant remember if I revlogged this...... i love it

So perfect sp beautiful 😂

Dear Aphobes, I may be a Demi/heteromantic GrayAce, but that doesn’t mean that you can shit on me and call me a “CiShEt ASeXuAl” yet claiming you “support all Aces” on Tumblr. Doesn’t fucking matter!? I’m still apart of the LGBT and I ain’t going away, but I won’t be apart of the “community” that is basically a clique of “who’s the most gayest”. So shove your exclusionistic shit up your asses. 🖕🖕🖕🖕