hey, people who do crafts, how the fuck do you store embroidery floss without it getting all tangled up
You guys don't understand just how much Tater hates being wet but I hope this photo illustrates exactly how sad she is that I've once again ruined her life by dunking her in an epsom salt soak
All the sorrows of the world in the tiniest possible package
I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.
I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S DEATH. I'M SO SORRY.
top commentary tags from my ‘swamp man’ tag bc i had nothing better to do for 4 hours yesterday morning:
- these photos look like they were taken inside a shed
- this is a mugshot
- the 4 emotions that new yorkers can experience
- highlights from the 1987 dad convention
- yeah get it white boy
- Piano Man isnt even the best song on Piano Man
- billy joel's existential crisis
- thats just a dude
- yeehaw brother
- the most average man in new york
I think photographs of hazard signs are way more interesting than flat PNGs.
If you guys see any symbols in your real lives, could you snap a pic and reblog this post with it? Pretty please? 👉👈
Make it into a scavenger hunt or something!
this sign on one of the k loaders at my job conveys more than words ever could
which is good bc every other warning sign is written in dutch. i am in the united states of america. i do not speak dutch.
artbreeder is the only good "ai" tool bc when i decide that a character looks like a cross between steve martin and anderson cooper, it lets me smash their faces together so make the face i see in my brain
he's the second most average man in the state of New York
for just $20 dollars at a Lowes, you can raise your bed 13" AND make your bedroom smell like new construction
uuuuggghhhhhhhhh i wanna repaint my bedroom (again) but paint cost Money and i want a darker blue but i already get annoyed with how dark the current blue color makes it feel except i also dont wanna end up with like. baby blue.
also fuck grey neutral colors. that shit’s lame
rearranging the furniture in my bedroom so that it makes people physically uncomfortable
i am the enemy of feng shui
rearranging the furniture in my bedroom so that it makes people physically uncomfortable
i took a good selfie but there was some "could be used to dox me" info in the background so instead of doing the easy thing and just editing out that information, i redrew the whole photo
Computer show me the "big one"
a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass
this is the most professional-looking powerpoint ive ever made, to the point where i studied actual new york state budget proposal presentations to make sure the vibe was right
this is for a joke
this whole thing is for a single stupid joke
i am having a great and normal time
this is the most professional-looking powerpoint ive ever made, to the point where i studied actual new york state budget proposal presentations to make sure the vibe was right
this is for a joke
this whole thing is for a single stupid joke