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Asbestos Cowboy

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I'm Lee
He/Him
no mercy for nazis

trying to find a single untagged photo post on my blog from ~2016 bc i love suffering i guess

fedex delivered my package to the wrong house but conveniently they gave me a photo of my package at the wrong house and from that i have enough information to determine that the house faces east, has white/grey siding, a white door, has no porch furniture, the front door is to the right of the driveway, and it has an attached garage.

AND from the “delivered” time vs the time my doorbell cam saw the fedex guy, i have enough info to determine a potential radius in which my package could be

btw this is the photo that fedex sent as “proof of delivery”. i havent cropped it. or done anything.

fedex delivered my package to the wrong house but conveniently they gave me a photo of my package at the wrong house and from that i have enough information to determine that the house faces east, has white/grey siding, a white door, has no porch furniture, the front door is to the right of the driveway, and it has an attached garage.

AND from the “delivered” time vs the time my doorbell cam saw the fedex guy, i have enough info to determine a potential radius in which my package could be

really fucking tired of the pharmacy suddenly deciding these last few months that they’re gonna fuck up my insurance every time i try to refill my prescription meaning that i have to spend multiple days making multiple calls to the pharmacy, doctor, and insurance company, just to get my shit refilled

which has been prescribed by the same doctor and filled at the same pharmacy for 5 years without problem until now

what this results in is me having to fucking microdose my Prescribed Medication just to ration it bc i cant get it fucking refilled on time even though im putting in the refill request over a week before i run out 

apparently i didnt wash my work hat at the end of last summer and when i just did my pre-summer wash it turned the water a delightful murky brown 

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

fucked up my sleep schedule by having a cold and accidentally sleeping for like 20 hours so now im up at 130am watching videos about flash flooding in utah 

was watching this documentary abt a plane crash and in the 3d reconstruction during the part where the engine explodes they’ve used a sound effect that is also one of the vehicle damage sounds from half life 2

specifically it’s “vehicle_damage_medium1″

worth mentioning that the reason i recognized it was not just bc ive played half life a lot it was bcuz my dad plays half life a lot, without headphones, and he isnt very good at the driving sections. so i have the various vehicle crash sounds burned into my memory