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Exactly what it says.
Anonymous asked:

Randm trash and trash profile art, what a surprise

wow, you must have a lot of free time on your hands

GHS model update after like a month and a half

I finally managed to rip more files out of Lost Qualia

I was able to get the Black Ducks and the Speed Mouse

Cactus Gunman (in his normal attire) (textures are screwed up so I’ll have to fix that)

Death

Gregory Mama

Neko Zombie

Poor Conductor (my model on the left, Lost Qualia model on the right)

And Mummy Dog whose model was released yesterday in an update.

There’s still a couple models that weren’t exported for some reason such as Lost Doll and Stephen Haniwa Salaryman so there’s still some more sleuthing to be done.

Why did they make the Carrigan ghost so curvaceous?

Like, what's that all about?

On god tho, I'm not saying that like "a hahaha dammnn she thicc ahaha shiit ahaaaa~" I'm just lost on why they made her so bodacious.

I mean her actress wasn't exactly ugly, and ghosts seem to exaggerations of their Living selves (This is why Casper is so generic as a ghost, he hadn't gotten a chance to form as a person enough for his ghost to have anything strong to form around) So Carrigan's Ego and self centered nature probably wouldn't allow her ghost for to be ugly.

Anonymous asked:

Do you have proof the spirits aren't a decomformation?

MIN MIN, BITCH!

God it feels good to post that after so long

I really don't like the idea of Tawna/Pinstripe.

Not even because I ship Tawna/Crash (I don't)

I just don't like it because 

A. I really don't feel like she'd want to associate with one of the guys polluting and trying to subjugate her home

B. It seems ridiculous that Tawna can't just break up with Crash and it has to be to go with another guy.

C. The whole “Woman leaves kind man for Assholish/evil guy” trope is old and tired

Also, I really like the idea of Character Ghosts not necessarily needing to be captured?

Like, Morty just giving you the elevator button because you did good by him is really neat.

Kinda makes me wonder if in the future there could be a LM Game where every boss ghost can be “defeated” without having to actually fight them.

A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!

Peanuts was a Harem Anime

Charlie Brown is the bland run of the mill nice guy protagonist who wouldn’t notice that a girl likes him even if she screamed it in his face for twelve hours straight.

He has a Little Sister who exclusively refers to him as Big Brother.

An outgoing Tomboy and her glasses wearing seemingly cold best friend, both of whom have shown interest in him.

A mean girl who constantly belittles him but can’t seem to stop hanging out with him.

THE WRITING WAS ON THE WALL THIS WHOLE TIME! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Did you… Did you really have to say that OP?

THE TRUTH CANNOT BE HIDDEN FOREVER!

idea for Dead by Daylight

Food as a pickup!

When searching the chest there's a chance of finding food (only one spawns per game)!

If the survivor manages to escape with it they’ll get a buff for the start of the next match, but if a Killer hooks them when they’re carrying it or knocks it out of the survivors’s hands and eat it they gain a temporary buff instead (Mori-ing them does not grant you the buff)!

Food is based on the killer you're facing that round and depending on the survivor they'll gain stronger/weaker buffs (characters that like fatty foods would get better buffs from a Clown’s food than characters that prefer healthy food for example).

Finding food and picking it up loudly rings a Dinner Bell and will cause the survivor who picked it up to leave a scent trail for the killer to follow alongside scratch marks and blood trails.

Getting a food item against every killer would unlock you the Gourmet Survivor acheivement and stopping survivors from leaving with food five times would earn you the Five Corpse Meal achievement.