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~She/Her~ I have no clue how technology works, so don't expect me to. I'm in constant varying levels of distress

Give me Bruce Wayne with a truly impressive lack of self-preservation, much to the absolute bewilderment of the rest of Gotham

Bruce has spent the past 20 years being a reclusive, socially awkward shut-in, and his public presence really isn't that much different once he starts getting involved in charities and public works. Hunched posture, barely audible mumbling, little to no eye contact- Gotham's Prince is well known and well loved for how socially uncomfortable he is. He's trying, bless his heart, and he really is making a difference, and that's what matters. Everyone just accepts that anxiety and discomfort are part and parcel of who Bruce Wayne is.

Except it becomes very clear very quickly that Bruce Wayne is apparently anxiety ridden to the point of paradoxical fearlessness.

On the few occasions he has to interact with Gotham's more dangerous (but powerful) individuals, Bruce shows zero extra fear. He interacts with Oswald Cobblepot with the same level of anxiety he has when interacting with a particularly chatty barista. Any time he's informed of a threat that's been made against him, he just responds with an awkward half shrug and a mumbled "okay" and then goes about his business like normal. Someone tried to shoot him in a crowd once but the gun misfired, and Bruce just shuffled away with the same urgency he has when leaving a long meeting. He got kidnapped once and spent the entire hostage video just looking tired.

To Bruce, these are expected things that he's used to facing as Batman, so why would he be afraid of them? To everyone else, Bruce Wayne has such bad anxiety about EVERYTHING that he treats all interactions as equally threatening. It's equal parts concerning and endearing. The memes about it are endless. Bruce's cryptid status grows exponentially each time and all of Gotham is living for it

This is the hot-take shit

Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

Reblogging for pride month

he cannot die. Unstoppable

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Bad dog. Out you go

The Dog Will Stay

Too bad.

the dog stays

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

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THE DOG GOES

THE DOG STAYS

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

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THE DOG IS MINE.

Quality vintage post

Shigeo definitely pet every single cat he sees when he walking home with his brother or on the way to Reigen workplace (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

Saw this pic on pinterest and wanted to finish drawing Mob petting the cat before going to sleep

It like now 1:16am rn Lmaoooo

BUT THIS IS SO CUTE THO

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Mad dude has got to be at least 15 years older than Ijin, right? Guy got walloped by a five year old and he just couldn't cope. Like what gives. You started it. Why were you beefing with a five year old in the first place? I hope you slip and hit your forehead on a hard corner.

Anonymous asked:

what are your thoughts on the magic system of our reality (1.0 version for clarification)

  • I really like how you can impose meaning into symbols. That's pretty dope.
  • I like how you can trigger emotions by making sounds
  • Really dig how literally anything can become language. People are still figuring out the tech there.
  • Been really enjoying the recent rebalances to organized religion. Hopefully they keep nerfing it.
  • At the same time, I'm loving the new God loadouts. Considering maining Ignosticism.
  • It's dope that numbers can be manipulated to predict specific sorts of actions, but it's balanced with an extremely high skill ceiling
  • Big fan of love.
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Controversial take but if you wrote a novel about two women falling in love and you changed one of them into a man you would have the most enormous smash hit of a romance book on your hands

Maybe because I met like 15 butch lesbians who are the real life equivalent of the ideal male romance lead and I have yet to meet a man who fits the archetype.

Ladies do you want a man who reads you classical novels when you can’t sleep? Bakes cakes, knits sweaters and is able to remodel your bathroom? Good with animals, kids and has a career they’re passionate about? Handsome but not vain? Sweet, sensitive but charmingly rough around the edges? A good conversationalist? Well that’s not a man, that’s my friend Jennifer

um . warning now that tumblr is allowing gif pfps . PLEASE dont use gifs with flashing or eyestraining colours <3 since the gifs Cannot be turned off it WILL negatively affect photosensitive people

not to be like "source? 🤓" but... do you have a source on this? I don't really keep up with tumblr update news and I'm unable to find anything about this

turns out that tumblrs wip blog has no update about this??? im not sure why that is, but i found out through this post and the fact that some of my mutuals have already changed their pfps to gifs (one of my friends kindly changed their gif pfp a second time after i told them the first gif was hard on my eyes <3)

ive seen some people say it doesnt show up for them (dunno if its regional, being rolled out slowly, or some other reason), but i can see it on my dash so it already directly affects me

Just so you all are aware, it's because of the webp format. webp's can be animated, (similar to apngs + gifs) and you've probably been able to have moving icons for a while. webp's aren't covered by tumblr's anti movement code (this is my theory), so technically it's a bug. I believe there should be an extension that changes this behavior, (forcing webp's to load as stills instead of moving)

I'll do some testing of various extensions and update this post with extensions that work (for firefox and chrome)

Here- you can also right click to tell it to bypass if you want to see the gif. It doesn't freeze the gif on the first frame, instead blocking it entirely, however, if you need this for medical reasons, this should be a good bandaid solution for now

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had someone comment "investing at x notes" on one of my posts and then the post just stopped getting notes which is a thousand times funnier than it blowing up if I'm being honest

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get urself a new portfolio manager my guy because your investments ain't going nowhere

everyone stop scrolling for a second and take a hand snail break i cannot express the amount of joy it brings

[Image ID: Tweet from rax 'leads with her crotch' king @RaxKingIsDead from August 26, 2022

do a peace sign with your right hand. now close your left hand into a fist and place it on the back of your right hand. congratulations: you have made a hand snail /end ID]