I did not plan on making it a two parter but it’s not like I had any control over my life anyway
thinking about those cora lives aus but they never explain how he’s alive, so i always assume its this scenario
Anonymous asked:
HELLO!!!! so.. what about Shanks being an overprotective hen over Luffy? Like, he sees Boa heart eyes and he's all NOPE NO TOUCHING MY SON or glaring with all his might at Law... and what if Cora-san doesn't like Shanks threatening look towards Torao... would they start a fight over who isn't good for their son??? And what if.. Garp and Sengoku gets in the middle???
Helloooo. I'm back!! Sorry for the long wait dear Anon and thank you for your request! Don't you love it when your dads disapprove of your engagement alliance? Goodluck, boys. ( b°∀°)b
Stupid borat joke as an excuse to draw that luxurious pink coat I wish I owned
I finally got the last three figures I wanted so badly 😭😭😭😭I had Luffy for sometime and I think I’m going to open these ones because this is to perfect! I’m still waiting on my two pre order Marco the Phoenix figures they will be dispensed in February! And I also got a crew neck sweater !!!! Eeeeeee!!!!!!!
I’m also looking for these fellas!
I wish I would have gotten Patrick/Akainu when I had the chance 😭😭😭😭if anyone finds them lmk!!!!!
Tried expanding on Vi's tattoos! She's got several visual motifs going on so wanted to play around with the design language to keep that skeletal-engine situation going, but figuring out the hip joint (and how to end the bottom of the back) was hard
One Piece AU
where the entire world is just a big DnD game. luffy got really into pirates of the caribbean once and now every time he ‘invites’ somebody to be his crew member its really just him asking them to play DnD with him. all the huge powers in the world (yonkou, marines) are really just people in their comminities who are like….
mihawk? peronas edgy dad. goth house. everyone thinks hes a vampire. too tired to correct them.
BIG MOM? old lady that runs the orphanage three streets down. treats all orphans as her children. eats anything. scary face.
Smoker? friendly neighbourhood cop. constantly berating luffy for doing stupid shit, which is why he chases luffy around in origin world. literally cannot catch a break. all the kids love him.
the running gag/bet is whoever can make the most tragic backstory. another gag is whoever can make the weirdest character while also keeping it true to that person’s personality.
feel free to add ideas/people as you see fit!!
Luffy was mad at Sabo for some reason and killed him off in the backstory so that he couldn’t play. Sabo wasn’t allowed to rejoin the campaign until after he apologized.
Sanji thought he could win most tragic backstory with childhood starvation until people like Brook and Law joined the game. He and his sister spent days developing the Vinsmoke Family and the Germa 66.
Makino is the kind neighbor who used to babysit the ASL brothers. Her husband, Shanks, helped Luffy get his campaign started on the condition that he gets to be a yonko and can drop in to play whenever he’s in town.
Sanji’s brothers insisted if they were to be put in the game, they would be badass heroes, and it wasn’t until cooking, binge watching power rangers, that he had the epiphany of the century.
Kid is the neighbourhood mechanic and everyone is sure he’s a criminal of some description, but no one has evidence (nor the guts) to confront him. Ussop visited Kid once to borrow some tools but saw a wrench with spotted blood on it, and is convinced he’s some torturous ex-convict. Unfortunately, Luffy is convinced he’s pretty cool, to Ussop’s dismay.
Perona is Zoro’s big sister and while she didn’t want to be associated with such a nerdy activity, she did get pretty hyped at the chance to humiliate her brother during the Thriller Bark campaign.
Crocodile is actually just a teen that was introduced to mob movies by his dad and wanted to play a mafia boss in the game. He then told his best friend Doffy about it, who also liked mob movies, and he joined to become apart of the chaos and named his character Doflamingo.
Doffy got his little brother Rosinante to join but something happened in-between games so Rosinante changed his character to be a marine working as a double agent. Doffy had a shocked expression during the discussion with Law and Corazon. Sticking to the “keeping it true to person’s personality” Doffy killed his brother’s character (and he got to it since he was up first in initiative order plus Corazon had low hp) and then after that both stopped playing for a while until they patched things up. Now Rosinante plays a polar bear named Bepo
CP9 are actually a group of cousins that visited their weird uncle Spandam one summer and wanted to join the game. Kaku, Jabra, and Kumadori were the most excited ones to join and was sad when they had to leave. Lucci was at first reluctant to join but after he made his character, he liked his bird companion so much that when he came back the next summer he had an actual pet bird with him named Hattori.
Dragon (which is his character’s name) is often working when his son is hosting the game so he misses the opportunity to play his character, usually only being able to appear at the end of the game when he gets home. Luffy constantly asks when his dad is able to sit down for a game session because he likes the character Dragon and wants to go more in-depth with that character in the game.
The ASL brothers and Luffy’s friends first started this game in the basement, but after more people joined (and continuing to join) they decided to move it into the garage, which is now decorated to look more like the world the game is in.
Luffy asked his mom if she wanted to be a part of the fun but she smiled and politely declines but offered to make snacks for everyone when it’s game night, so that’s why we haven’t seen Luffy’s mom.
Dadan on the other hand, the ASL brothers’ crazy and fun aunt was thrilled when they asked her to join and had a hay day making her character. She’s just a construction worker who’s co-workers with Bell-mere, they have lunch breaks together and wave at the friend group when they walk by saying hi.
Zoro secretly loves the movie Mulan and how a woman could be a badass sword master, which is why he created Kuina in his backstory. He likes the idea of a badass female sword wielder. However, he created his character before Tashigi joined so when Tashigi came with her character all done, she was confused as to why their friends were wearing smirks and Zoro having his face down on the table covered by his arms.
Specifically D&D™️ things about that new movie that I enjoyed very much
- The entire party having low intelligence/wisdom bc let’s be real who doesn’t have either one of those as their dump stat
- Receiving a magic item from the DM -> forgetting about it -> a party member going WAIT DONT WE HAVE THAT -> everyone using the shit out of the magic item and completely wrecking the DM’s plans
- Travelling between locations that are geographically days/weeks away takes <5 minutes because the DM doesn’t want to do random encounters + the party doesn’t have a ranger who needs to feel useful by tracking
- No healer + no rogue/ranger = everyone is constantly exhausted and has no idea of the traps/monsters in their surroundings ever
- Druid being the most OP member of the party
- The DM’s friend/sibling coming over to play their high level paladin from another campaign for an afternoon and then just noping out
- The DM planning an elaborate battle arena with multiple well thought out stages and the players immediately find a way to circumvent it
While I understand the appeal of Xenk as the DMPC here to babysit the group through their mission I assumed that Xenk was like, someone’s kid who wanted to join up for his first session and that’s why the whole party goes along with how awesome he is
“He made a whole tragic backstory for him, isn’t that amazing?”
“Oh let’s give him a fight scene all to himself so he gets a grip on combat!”
“Maybe a little character conflict? Like, nothing overwhelming but just to get him used to the idea that even if someone’s character doesn’t like your character that doesn’t mean that person doesn’t like you.”
Everyone else is pretty straightforward but Xenk is the Platonic Idea of what this kid wants him to be. This is their imagination and Xenk’s player is dreaming big.
Strawhats pirates and their ways to play Cheating Moth (Part 2)
Usopp:
- Oh he’s motivated to cheat and make it as creative as possible. Some of his machinations are noticed, but he always comes up with new strategies and hiding spots. He also puts a lot of acting in his cheating ways like Nami does, but a lot less people are manipulated by his performances.
- Usopp is very good at seeing others cheat and his accusations are more precise than Sanji’s. Sometimes he needs a little bit more time to process what he heard or saw and the game becomes a cross-examination between Usopp and his victim (it takes hours if he accuses Nami)
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
ghostspaceships
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
queerwitched
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST
Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone
Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.
If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.
If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.
Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.
Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.
Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.
If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.
If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.
Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.
If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!
I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.
return-of-foreverr
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!!
imnotentirelycertain
I was as taught that if it’s a man and I’m able, kick them as hard as possible in the balls. Apparently it hurts badly enough to render them unable to move/attack for a bit, long enough to call for help or run or beat him up further so he genuinely can’t continue to attack you
Y’all I’m not a reblogger and I do NOT like heavy content on my account but this is something super important and it’s a big deal, I didn’t know a lot of this stuff and I’ve been educated on how to protect myself for a while, just proof how much reblogging this could save a life. Please keep passing it around.
Safety Safety Safety! I am always looking in reflections to see if someone is behind me. It stinks that the world is the way it currently is. But the more we fight back, the more hesitant kidnappers and others will be. Please stay safe ❤️