you just dont see guys walking around wearing nothing but a barrel held up by suspenders any more
my perfect essay would be one single 1500-3000 words long sentence. this is my beauty ideal for essays
It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies
wouldn’t even notice with the shit i got going on
in the tunnels?
i cant believe this rat is 95 years old and he's trapping a machine
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension
ok I'm standing up
me when i'm the real slim shady
you cant post shit on this web site
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright
why are people soo afraid of seeming desperate. i love desperation and hate detachment. ache more idiot
an 18-wheeler died on the side of the highway the other day. a pack of scavenging motorcycles was eating its carcass. one of them growled at me
Best part of the aquarium is like the meathead guys who are like "bro what the hell is that thing that's crazy" and their gf who has to gently tell them "babe that's a seahorse"









