“‎You have to be the kind of person who can make the best out of a Tuesday. You know those people who live for the weekends? They’re wishing their life away. You have to find something worth living for or else you’ll look back and realize you’ve wasted your life away.”

a parent: i love my child so much hockey fan: hey asshole. hockey is way better

no one man should have this much power

I cant stop laughing. I’m so happy I asked.

God bless Bobby Goepfert (p.s. he’s always like this. Give em a follow) 

“For an all out Vampire battle in the 21st century, you would think the Revolutionary war battle formations would be outdated.” I mean I think he should narrate every single movie from now on. He is the next Morgan Freeman.

Bless the person who put the post together. I was following it on twitter the other night but was too tired to assemble it.

My favorite : “It is official. My wife hates me.”

@blackhawks-shuffle

me whenever you message me

The #NoHuman saga continues.

Last year, the Chicago Blackhawks showed their resiliency by becoming the first team to win four multiple-overtime games in a single postseason. The Anaheim Ducks had previously only faced the Blackhawks during the playoffs in a movie, but they believed that they could grind Chicago down, with Ryan Kesler famously proclaiming:  “No human can withstand that many hits.”

Midwest beef

Like being a kid in a candy store.

same

I love watching hockey.

But I also love the sound.

The sound of skates slicing across the ice, the sound of two sticks slapping together, the sound of the boards shaking with the force of a hit.

I love the crispness of the announcers voices and the emotions of the fans.

And I love that the sound lets you feel the energy of the greatest game on earth.

November 27, 2015: Jonny summing up his opinion on this game probably

Like being a kid in a candy store.

Q loves a comeback