everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon
for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness
Seriously. It caused so many memes.
Truly the greatest meme of our generation
I’m dying. I saw the original, but I’ve never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.
MOON MOON WAS THE BEST
nagytoe
did not expect to see moon moon today
Emma Roberts as Madison Montgomery in American Horror Story: Apocalypse
Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car accident and these gifts are likely her way of dealing with her trauma.
honestly…. the fact that they didn’t include this in the original post fucking sucks. but also… i know these gifts may seem “creepy,” but they’re all really practical (well, aside from the book) and show that she clearly cares about the safety of her loved ones.
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This makes me wonder how people view trauma. You see a lot assholes online of shitting on “sjws” for being triggered and not having ~real~ PTSD, but things like this make me wonder if people simply have no idea how to recognize PTSD when it’s not people freaking out over a loud noise.
… “doesn’t … seem traumatized by it at all”
what. the. fuck. how does that not “seem traumatized”.
Her way of dealing with trauma is trying to prevent others’ trauma, and regardless, those are mostly useful gifts the average person doesn’t think of getting until it’s too late. High anxiety runs in my family so they gift the same kinda things. Idk how caring about someone is killing the mood.
The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.
She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.
But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand
Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*
Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*
This is a Greek comedy I could get behind
What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.
Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield
thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys
and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.
mcgonagall: holy shit that eleven year old is flying and madame hooch isn’t there
mcgonagall: holt shit he’s really good
mcgonagall: …
mcgonagall: cancel all my lessons the gryffindor team has a new seeker
Harry, to Dumbledore: Thank you for guiding me and being there for me at all times to get me through all my troubles. Best guidance ever!
McGonagall: *Under her breath* Guess I’ll just go fuck myself then…
Professor Minerva McGonagall, O.M. (First Class), is a half-blood witch. Minerva is a registered Animagus who attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from 1947-1954 and was Sorted into Gryffindor House.
After her education, Minerva worked for two years at the Ministry of Magic and later returned to Hogwarts, where she became Head of Gryffindor House, Transfiguration professor and concurrently, at differing times, Deputy Headmistress and Headmistress of Hogwarts.
McGonagall was also a member of the Order of the Phoenix. In 1995, she opposed Dolores Umbridge, the High Inquisitor of Hogwarts. She also protected the students from Alecto and Amycus Carrow from 1997 until 1998, and as part of this resistance movement, fought in several battles of both wars, including the Battle of the Astronomy Tower and the Battle of Hogwarts (where she led the resistance against Lord Voldemort).
She survived the Second Wizarding War and continues her job as Headmistress.
Thalia: “Have any of you seen Star Wars?”
Artemis: “uh...no?”
*later on Olympus*
Artemis: “Hephaestus I’m gonna need about thirty two lightsabers!”
Athena: If what I think is happening is happening.....it better not be
When you realize that:
- Moira is still in the Murder House
- That Tate and Violet didn’t get a happy ending
- That there’s another Antichrist
- That Constance said all those things
- And That our beautiful boy Michael is dead by a fricking car
“What was it like playing vampire Bella?”
“WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS NONSENSE MEAN STEPHENIE”
kristen stewart had enough
“People don’t sound like wind chimes, Stephenie”
Nobody on this planet hates Twilight as much as the cast of Twilight and I respect and admire them for that.
Flying Princess!! I only just managed to catch Last Jedi in cinemas.. There were good bits, bad bits and a flying princess. A fucking flying princess.
