how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63

Not diagnosing a child doesn't mean they won't notice they're different. It just means that instead of thinking "I'm struggling because I have autism/adhd/anxiety/depression/schizophrenia", they will just conclude that they are struggling because they are stupid, weak, annoying, unlovable, etc.

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

why is this so funny 

This mom and son pulled a total

On that bitch

I hate reddit

this is just fetishisation. please actually fuck off

if anyone on here is the kind of person that chooses to be trans because they wanna be a gay uwu soft yaoi boi please fuck off and never talk to me or anyone else on this planet

Imagine this beautiful animal outside of your window. 

(via)

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

LMFAO

Reblog to support your local lesbian farmers

(teleports to 13th century europe) Nobody on their phones. What a beautiful sight :) (peasant beside me cherishes his last gasp of amazement at my clean ass jordans as he dies of common fever)