remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
2020 is truly the year of Anything Can and Will Happen
in september pangea will reform
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes
This video has utterly undone me
[All with thick, scottish accents]
Lad 1: An' you're sure I'm not gonna die? ...ah- no- I can't, I canne get- no, no
Lad 1: *hits bong*
*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*
Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! ...oh, wee man... you'll be feeling this...
Lad 1 (enunciating clearly): ...I'm actually bisexual.
It's always when guys get high that they admit that they're not totally straight, this guy did a speed run
love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table
As a Target cashier who had a guest pay $53 all in quarters yesterday, no you don't
i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb
update:
He did her right
“he”?
confirmed
“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks
me: can you pass me the gatorade?
coyote: which color?
me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that
me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
Y’all I don’t remember the title
If you genuinely enjoy being alone, do you ever wonder if it is an inherent part of your character or if it stems from feeling inescapably lonely in the first place until you taught yourself to enjoy the peace and happiness one can find in solitude? what if the reason you now prefer & choose solitude at every turn is because you were a very lonely child, or teenager, not by your own choice, and that’s how you learnt to thrive and grow, so you no longer know if you can do that around people? There might also be an element of personal pride, an unconscious “you can’t fire me I quit” point when your brain decided to switch your feelings about solitude from distress to relief. I often find myself defending my love of being alone, to people who worry that I can’t possibly be happy to live in an isolated house in the woods; I insist that I do! I really do specifically enjoy the isolated factor and chose to live here because of it, but then I wonder how to differentiate an ingrained love of solitude from an acquired ability to thrive off unchosen loneliness, to learn from it and be nourished by it; to what extent it might be a form of contentment built on a bedrock of resignation.
don’t… do this
My entire life condensed into one sentence.
Genderqueer/non-binary celebrities
Amandla Stenberg: non-binary actress and singer (The Hate U Give, The Hunger Games) [she/her; they/them]
Ezra Miller: genderqueer actor (The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Justice League) [prefers he/him but is comfortable with all pronouns]
Chella Man: genderqueer YouTuber, actor & model (Titans) [he/him]
Brigette Lundy-Paine: non-binary actor (Atypical, The Glass Castle) [they/them]
Angel Haze: agender rapper & singer (Battle Cry, Cleaning out my Closet) [she/her; he/him]
Indya Moore: non-binary actor & model (Pose, Queen & Slim) [they/them]
Ruby Rose: genderfluid actress, model, talk show host, DJane (Batwoman, OitnB) [she/her]
Asia Kate Dillon: non-binary actor (Billions, OitnB) [they/them]
Quintessa Swindell: non-binary actor (Trinkets, Euphoria) [they, them]
Jonathan Van Ness: non-binary television personality, podcaster & hairdresser (Queer Eye) [prefers he/him but is also okay with they/them & she/her]
Feel free to add other celebrities or to correct me if I’ve got something wrong!
Lachlan Watson: Nonbinary actor (The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) [they/them]
Liv Hewson: Nonbinary actor (Santa Clarita Diet, Let It Snow) [they/them]
Bex Taylor-Klaus: Nonbinary actor and voice actor [Voltron, Scream]
sam smith (they/them) - singer
gerard way (he/they) - member of mcr
dorian electra (they/them) - singer
sonicfox (they/them) - esports player
Rebecca Sugar! (they/them she/her) - Cartoon show-runner: “Steven Universe”
Jacob Tobia - non-binary voice actor (they/them) played Double Trouble on She-Ra!
Jay Harper- andro/gender-fluid actor and singer (they/them but comfortable with he/him and she/her), jayisjo (@jayhoward_official on twitter), performer in ‘Ultimate Storytime’
Karin Dreijer (Xe): non-binary/genderfluid, queer, Swedish singer/musician/songwriter and co-founder of the Knife. Also has solo project called Fever Ray (which is very queer). Feverray on Instagram and @feverray on Twitter.
Andrea Gibson (they/them): Non-binary slam poet and activist
Janelle Monae: (Hasn’t specified pronouns yet) Singer, songwriter, artist and actor
Literally lost this post and had to scroll way the fuck back down my dash to find it again and rb because I’m going to cry over it. Yes I know, I cry over everything these days, fuck off. I literally just started halfway coming out to people in my real life this week and this shit is fucking validating.
Possum Plows
Lead Singer of Openside (They/Them)
Kaitlyn Alexander: Non-binary actor, web series creator (Carmilla, Couple-ish) [they/them]
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
baby: *incomprehensible babbling*
me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0
The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma
She haves a picture from the christmas party
Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)
Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do
when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative
say it louder for the boomers in the back!
I’ve seen so many “entry level” positions needed
-3 to 5 years experience or more
-A Masters degree
-Credentials you don’t get unless you’ve been employed in the specific industry for 5-10 years (be it security clearances, professional certifications and licenses, etc)
-Extensive LEO/military experience
All for an entry level $30k to $40k a year job.
That moment you realize you are Edmund
he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets
we’re still Edmund
