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ee, man, you know little about boats

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age of sail, sea yearning, marine biology, nautical shitposting. the terror (#2 hickey apologist), hornblower, aubreyad, black sails, pirates of the caribbean.
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as part of the promo for oppenheimer nolan inspired by an internet meme image decided to let cillian murphy choose three locations on earth to drop nukes on and he picked the buckingham palace three times

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this is really kinda funny. you think a british english guy hates britain in general let alone the monarchy more than the irish guy who also did this

To be fair, he is a british republican, and they support the abolition of the monarchy.

Also let's not forgett this gem

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we all talk about elizabeth’s kiss of death but i want to talk about how every ship james ever sails on  ( the dauntless,  the interceptor,  the pearl,  the endeavor )  ends up at the bottom of the ocean with the exception of the dutchman,   which is the ship that he himself dies on

Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.

Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.

actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"