i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

In the middle of a fanfic and this shit happens

The world hates me

this is getting me so bad

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

sorry!

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

all in a days work! *passes out*

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

Fire

dude my house

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

Improbable Compatibility Store / Patreon

I miss everything and will never get any of it back. whatever

i want her by my side i want to walk with her i want to put my head on her shoulder i want her to tell me about her day i want her to rant to me about her favorite niche media i want to wear her hoodie i want to make her coffee at 2am while she sits on the counter i want to drink wine from mugs with her on the porch i want all of her mundane all of her boring all of her i want all of it

LITTLE WOMEN (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

quick proportion tips

- eyeballs are an eyeball width apart - ears align with the top of your brows to the bottom of your nose, and are the center-point of a profile view - lip corners line up to the center of each eye - hands are roughly the size of your face - feet are the same size as your forearm - elbows are aligned with your belly-button - your hands reach down mid-length of your thighs - both upper and lower legs (individually) are roughly the same size as your torso  (this is all rough estimates for proportion! feel free to add more to help others)

YOU ARE A FUCKING SAINT

- the length of your legs + feet is about the same as the length of your torso + everything above it 

- collar bones extend directly from the shoulders

-wrists align with crotch

-Top of head to bottom of crotch is approx. the length of the legs. -Shoulders can be from a little over three heads wide (usually men) to a little over two heads wide (usually women). Most shoulders do not get wider or narrower than this. -The thumb goes around halfway up the pinky. -Pinky finger goes to the halfway mark on the pointer finger. -The pointer and ring fingers are similar in length, with the amount of difference supposedly being related to the person’s hormone levels such as testosterone. Look up 2D-4D ratio to learn more. -Average height adults are 6-7 heads tall. -Children are 4-5 heads tall. -Infants are around 3 heads tall. -If you want something to look cute, make them have a smaller heads-to-height ratio. If you want them to look more adult/mature/capable, go for more heads. Superheroes are often drawn 8-9 heads tall.

-Larger eyes make a face look younger. Smaller eyes make a face look older. -Eyes more than halfway down the face looks younger. Eyes more than halfway up the face looks older. -The face and jawline go about halfway back in the profile, with the cranium making the other half. These are guidelines, but do not feel like you have to follow all of these. Please feel free to break rules to make more interesting character designs!

truly awful when people are insecure about things that are just batshit insane levels of attractive because if they see me staring at them like a hunting dog theyre going to think its because i think theyre ugly and not because i want them

this post is specifically about people with big noses but im currently thinking about how theres so many dudes insecure about having a lot of unmanageable body hair. like there are hordes of people who would descend upon them in a manner not dissimilar to a catastrophic landslide but they simply do not know

made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

All I got boss

Just in boss

All I got boss

i need AI eminem to make a song out of all these in the vein of multi-genre grammy winner Second Century Warlord

making a collection