absolutely sorted

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

goose

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

Is the implication here that:

a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity

b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity

c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?

𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕩 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕓𝕠𝕩 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨𝕤

Me @ all of u

what the fuck is this

he loves shrimp can’t you read

me, liking a mutual’s post regularly on the dash but never having actually messaged them properly: i hope they know i love them

this one’s for you tumblr

Harry listening to Shania Twain singing You’re Still the One Coachella, April 2022

4/20 praise it