*gets an auto clicker and sets it to 1 click per millisecond*

this is a golden pepe it appears only once in 20000 memes this is the rarest of the rare pepes reblog in 20 seconds or dank memes will never grace ur dashboard again

the more I think about this fucking “oopsie-whoopsie we made a fucky wucky, COVID was an aerosol this whole time and not droplets!” deal the angrier I get

this should be bigger news

this should be utterly catastrophic

you remember all those anti-lockdown protestors you sneered at and poured contempt on? the ones that I wasn’t sneering at but still thought were tragically misled?

they were fucking right

almost all of our draconian lockdown measures were meaningless and didn’t help. Six foot rule did nothing. Disinfecting surfaces did nothing. Masks did nothing because we were told to wear them in a way that didn’t work. 

The experts, marching in ideological lockstep, as proclaimed by the smuggest priesthood in history, fucked up catastrophically. You know what? If the experts are saying things that bluechecks feel good about? NEVER TRUST THEM EVER AGAIN. They fucked up almost as hard as it’s possible to fuck up and they did it because they weren’t checking if their model matched or was reflected by reality.

Do you people remember a year and change ago, when you were self-righteously angry about how people think that their selfish desire to go to the beach is going to kill people? Do you remember that? Do you remember how they were all supposedly “fascists”? Do you remember how any objection was shrieked down by people saying that this was to save lives and I can’t believe how heartless and sadistic you would be to want to let people DIE?

Do you remember how many times people talked about how masks don’t work and they were shrieked down as being insane fascist conspiracy theorists? When it turns out masks, as we were told to wear them, do not work?

Do you remember all the shaming and anger that went on when restaurants started to re-open their outdoor seating and that was going to kill people and it was proof of how evil capitalism was?

Do you remember this time last year, when anyone who wanted to spend the 4th of July with their family was a heartless murderous psychopath? When we could have said “Of course you can meet your friends and family, as long as you do it outside!”

Do you remember that up until the moment the George Floyd protests started, people who went outside for ANY REASON were heartless murderous psychopaths who should be shamed? Remember when they literally sent helicopters into the forest to track down and arrest people for hiking because it was breaking quarantine? Remember when they forbid churches from gathering religious services at all and you all fucking sneered at the stupid religious conservatives pretending they were persecuted? When oh no, turns out, we should have just said you have to hold church services outside, but oopsie-poopsie we chose the things that had us exerting power for the sake of exerting power and hurting people because they were too weak to make us stop!

And then the expert class proclaimed that protesting was okay, but only for BLM protests, and other protests would spread the virus? And they literally actually said that without exaggeration? And a whole fucking bunch of credentialed experts said that protesting was okay because racism is even worse than the virus and they literally actually said that without exaggeration? And then we were just supposed to forget it happened?

The saddest thing I ever heard in my life, I heard when I was in line to vote. It wasn’t political at all – it was some old lady working at the polling station, happy to see another old lady. She said “Oh, I miss hugs, you know? I miss seeing people smile.” 

We have been under draconian lockdown rules that did not help and did not accomplish anything  People have killed themselves because of them. People were driven to so much despair and loneliness that they could no longer tolerate having to be alive. How many suicides is it worth, you motherfuckers? How mad were you over the prospect that not having draconian, depressing rules might kill someone, and how mad are you now that you know your shit made people kill themselves and all of it was for nothing?

The Anointed just sneered their way through everything and we all fell in line. Actual, literal tyranny happened in the name of the Greater Good, and it didn’t accomplish anything, and nobody is sorry, nobody is going to change, nobody is going to even acknowledge that it happened. They will sneer just as smugly now that all of their beliefs have changed AGAIN. 

I’m done. I’m fucking done. Experts can suck my balls, I don’t trust “expert consensus” any more. The final bridge is burned. The expert class cannot be trusted, and never ever ever ever ever should be again. Expertise has been officially devoured, and it will never come back, and the heat death of human civilization is even closer.

All is lost. See this? See the concept of dispassionate experts who can be trusted to convey matters of fact? It’s not imperiled, it is dead. You watched it be swallowed by shadow, hollowed out, filled with the writhing black mass of Popularity. You saw the concept of a common factual basis for beliefs die, right in front of your eyes, and you probably didn’t notice or care.

All is lost and Death is our only escape. Expertise is gone, expertise is devoured by popularity, and it will never, ever, ever, ever, ever come back. Ever. NO matter how you wish or how you try you will never, ever, ever again live in a world where you can trust facts conveyed to you by a third party. Entropy is irreversible and all consuming and all is lost and the heat death of human civilization is coming SOON.

@argumate

you’re underdefining the “experts” at issue here. this wasn’t the science saying one thing and then self-proclaimed policy experts doing something else – the entire scientific establishment, itself, completely shit the bed. you can no longer trust “the science”, you can’t go past the talking heads for the truth, because the science has also proven it can’t be trusted. this is why I said I don’t know if I believe in global warming any more – you’re supposed to look past the hype and screaming and Trust In The Science, right?. but after seeing such a tangible example of how it’s not self-proclaimed experts distorting or ignoring the facts, it’s the fact-finders themselves spewing complete bullshit for the emotional satisfaction of being in the ingroup, how can I trust any of the information being given to me is accurate, much less that they have an accurate grasp of what that information means and what to do about it?

we knew we couldn’t trust the talking heads

this throws into stark relief that we can’t trust the science either

Remember this from a few months ago? Remember how experts have openly admitted that they lie at times to get people to do what the experts WANT, because the truth won’t get the experts the results they desire?

Fuck it, I'll say it. Surviving the H1N1 epidemic was way simpler than this

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

@melazertyiop

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass. 

The only constant is Wolverine.

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

This entire thread sounds like Magneto woke up at 3am, wrote the whole thing with his eyes closed, then rolled over and went back to sleep.

And Wolverine was there

Oh my god they were roommates 😳

lets make a reblog chain and finish this songs lyrics!!!!

Tunak

fuck

juicy

This was essentially an act of desperation for reblogs in the eyes of others if you think about it.

those arent the lyrics

Lyrics or not, you’re getting your reblogs. The only difference is that it’s not on your terms.

Tunak

fuck

juicy

This was essentially an act of desperation for reblogs in the eyes of others if you think about it.

those arent the lyrics

Lyrics or not, you’re getting your reblogs. The only difference is that it’s not on your terms.

Tunak

fuck

juicy

This was essentially an act of desperation for reblogs in the eyes of others if you think about it.

those arent the lyrics

Lyrics or not, you’re getting your reblogs. The only difference is that it’s not on your terms.

Tunak

Fuck

Juicy

yourselr

yourselr

Went looking for some confirmation on this one, found this gem tangentially related

Couldn’t find the mentioned article on RT, which that’s a russian propaganda news group anyhow soooooo.  But there was this

Close enough, but still Russian propaganda website, so see about somewhere else

https://twitter.com/BILD/status/1349815005219352577

https://www.bild.de/regional/dresden/dresden-aktuell/corona-sachsen-plant-knast-fuer-quarantaene-verweigerer-74898904.bild.html

Can’t read German but google translate doesn’t make it out to be a terribly grim scenario.  Looks like you really have to screw the pooch to wind up there. 

That and I can’t speak to the quality of that particular source so, again, not being able to read German too well for all I know it could be a satire website, or one that sits on either extreme of the political spectrum there. 

No government should make a camp for people. Ever.

What, also no prisons for criminals? Ever?

Imprisoning people for a disease isn’t even close to the same as imprisoning someone for stabbing someone to death.

They’re not “imprisoned for a disease”. They’re imprisoned (if you want to call it that) because they knowingly go out and spread this disease to others who might actually die of it. I’m not sure if you’re aware of what’s going on in Sachsen right now but a lot of people are dying so maybe don’t spread such bullshit here.

Al Capone was arrested for tax fraud.

Trump ate a cookie at McDonald’s.

Assuming the flight speed of an English sparrow is 35 MPH, what is the surface area of the sun?

How the heck would you actually draft that though? What specific words? It's not like anything without airtight wording stops anyone. Even with airtight wording people wiggle around it.

We should be staying out of other people's business

Irrelevant to thepoint I was getting at. When writing a legal document, youneed precise language. Definint what is or isn't defensive (only a physical atack? Cyber threat? credible threat? Preemptive threat? They attacked a citizen abroad? ect) and what constitutes a war (well, there wasn't one declared. We didn't deploy our own troops. It was just remote. ect). This concept already varies its threshold from person to person. It would be even harder to write down in a legal way.

"Stay out of other countries' conflicts."

I don't see any reason for it to be more complicated than that.

"Well, it's oil we trade in, so it really is our countries conflict too", "We've united with this country to the point we they are one of us/ one of our territories, co it'sour countries conflict too", "Thisconflict prevents ourcitizens from traveling freely and safely, so it's our contries conflict too" Dude, don't become a lawyer

Why do you insist on pushing me towards supporting anarchy?

He's right thought my man. The Roman Republic strictly prohibited and they still did a lot of conquering because they found ways to wiggle arround the definition of defensive war.

That's treason and is punishable by death

Maybe something along the lines of

"by constitutional law, declaration of any state of war against any nation is forbidden except in cases of enemy military agression against our Armed Forces, citizenry or our National Territorial Integrity.

It is also forbidden to militarily threaten any nation-state's sovereignty in any way, shape or form (be either through volunteers or outright invasion, and except for the reason said before). No government branch (not even the legislative) is immune to this law."

Is that airtight enough? 🤔

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

Didn't the guy try to restrict travel from china and the democrats protested against it? But tumblr users were never known for their empathy and make excuses to hate others, but this is plainly mean because if you complain about the 200k+ deaths then wish death for the president just because he's from a party you don't like, then you never cared for those deaths, just want to use them as a petty "excuse" for your evil wishes, i don't agree with biden or kamala but i wouldn't wish that upon them.

But guess what, he's well, god bless he isn't just one more death for statistics. And neither the op or any of y'all will get the satisfaction of seeing him die.

i hope he suffers a long painful death of covid-19 and rots in hell for the rest of eternity

ur mum sucks me good and hard through my jorts

Ok virgin

Didn't the guy try to restrict travel from china and the democrats protested against it? But tumblr users were never known for their empathy and make excuses to hate others, but this is plainly mean because if you complain about the 200k+ deaths then wish death for the president just because he's from a party you don't like, then you never cared for those deaths, just want to use them as a petty "excuse" for your evil wishes, i don't agree with biden or kamala but i wouldn't wish that upon them.

But guess what, he's well, god bless he isn't just one more death for statistics. And neither the op or any of y'all will get the satisfaction of seeing him die.

i hope he suffers a long painful death of covid-19 and rots in hell for the rest of eternity

You're right its not a personality, it's actually a moral responsibility when it's existing gayly and being mean to facists who literally want you dead and have the power and are and have used it to try it you fucking ahistorical shit for brained ingrown armpit hair

Real mature there, moral high horse

Didn't the guy try to restrict travel from china and the democrats protested against it? But tumblr users were never known for their empathy and make excuses to hate others, but this is plainly mean because if you complain about the 200k+ deaths then wish death for the president just because he's from a party you don't like, then you never cared for those deaths, just want to use them as a petty "excuse" for your evil wishes, i don't agree with biden or kamala but i wouldn't wish that upon them.

But guess what, he's well, god bless he isn't just one more death for statistics. And neither the op or any of y'all will get the satisfaction of seeing him die.

i hope he suffers a long painful death of covid-19 and rots in hell for the rest of eternity

Didn't the guy try to restrict travel from china and the democrats protested against it? But tumblr users were never known for their empathy and make excuses to hate others, but this is plainly mean because if you complain about the 200k+ deaths then wish death for the president just because he's from a party you don't like, then you never cared for those deaths, just want to use them as a petty "excuse" for your evil wishes, i don't agree with biden or kamala but i wouldn't wish that upon them.

But guess what, he's well, god bless he isn't just one more death for statistics. And neither the op or any of y'all will get the satisfaction of seeing him die of covid.

IT’S ALMOS HERE!!!!!!!!

@batvillainz

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER-

Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America

In Nebraska it’s illegal to talk about the ocean

i showed this to my dad and he said “nebraskans should stay in nebraska because the culture shock of talking to people who know what the ocean is would kill them instantly” and im not over it

as a former nebraskan i can say that no one talks about the ocean. its like it doesn’t exist. 

Did everyone forget about the great lakes or something

I felt as if i was punched in the guts five consecutive times, the feels man.

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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

89 ;/

100

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151 - same as *73*

163 :^)