Big Tiddies, Huge Spells, MASSIVE Gilfs

made your favorite babe. skyrim dinner

I'm having a great time

Another day another slay

We're making progress

my romantic experience in this game so far has basically just been watching gale suffer from the curse of being monogamous

anyone who acts like there's some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying

i made this post specifically about a friend of mine, so let me say this: if you want to be a girl, but feel like you can't because you would never be comfortable in The Club of Womanhood, don't worry! feeling like an alienated little weirdo who will never Get what other girls seem to pick up naturally is in fact an extremely Girl experience

cooking as an adult is exactly the same as cooking in webkinz except when you make this

you have to eat it

I had this idea rotating in my head for a couple days so

tbh.. life really IS like the sims..

wake up.. make sandwich… pee.. wazdee zanoopdul.

If you bother me, I'll get my boyfriend to pick your lock and kill you in your sleep.

The boyfriend:

cmon bro let’s hang out I promise I won’t moan if you pet me again hahaa

yes!! yippee!!!!!

I saw twitter screenshot of someone saying “We need to start sexualizing autism.” and they got ratiod so hard. That post would go so hard on Tumblr because this is the autism sex website. Oh you’re autistic? *bounces on your meat like a springboard*

this post aged like a fine wine

options include:

let yourself melt and unclench your jaw

How can you expect me to do my 9-5 when I've got a lot on my mind and well... in it

“give us more mean female characters!!!” u all can’t even handle lae’zel bg3 or morrigan dragon age what are you gonna do when a woman who actually truly does not give a shit about you expresses that to your face

“give us more mean female characters!!!” u all can’t even handle lae’zel bg3 or morrigan dragon age what are you gonna do when a woman who actually truly does not give a shit about you expresses that to your face