kinda wanna relationship, kinda wanna stay single my whole life, kinda wanna go on adventures, kinda wanna stay in my bed my whole life 

Wow. Yes.

Smoochie by *Finnguala on deviantART

WHY MUST YOU BE SO NICE

The height difference:  John going for the lower lip. *squeeee!!!*

:)  :)  :)

Aurora hit it right there: lovely height difference! ;D 

Oooh this is so good to my fangirl needs.

Who wouldn’t go for that lower lip?

Favourite

Call the fanbulance!  (Gorgeous edit by Zuzka Klementova.)

JESUS CHRIST

uuuughhhhh i really should pull the trigger. chop the hair

Do it!!!

I just shaved mine into a mohawk and I LOVE it.

That looks amazing. I could never in a billion years pull that off.

Never know ‘til you try! :)

Oh I’m pretty sure I would discover that my skull is a misshapen mess bc that’s just my luck.

Also, adulting blows and my boss would never let me have my hair like that. But you rock the hell out of it. :)

Weirdly enough, my boss didn't even notice. Complimented my blouse the day I walked in. To be fair I live in Portland so the standards are a little different here...

uuuughhhhh i really should pull the trigger. chop the hair

Do it!!!

I just shaved mine into a mohawk and I LOVE it.

That looks amazing. I could never in a billion years pull that off.

Never know 'til you try! :)

Can’t not reblog…

YES

His voice filling my solitary, Sunday afternoon. ♡ So much more than enough.

uuuughhhhh i really should pull the trigger. chop the hair

Do it!!!

I just shaved mine into a mohawk and I LOVE it.

uuuughhhhh i really should pull the trigger. chop the hair

Do it!!!

I m not okay @221booksinthetardis killed me cos she sent me this and I’m Not. OKAY.

WHY THE F U CK CAN’T THEY JUST BE HAPPY. THEY’VE BEEN SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER FROM THE START WHAT THE FUCK IS WRING WITH EVERYONE WANTING THEM APART WHEN. WHEN JOHN HAS GAZED AT SHERLOCK WITH THAT DISBELIEVING AWE-STRUCK FUCK ME I’M SO IN LOVE MY EYES ARE WET WHEN I LOOK AT YOU LOOK FROM THE FUCKING S T A R T THE MOTHERFICKONG FIRST DAY. F I R S T DAY. WHAT TYE FUCK. THEY’RE SO PERFECT TOGETHER I HATE EVERYTHING JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY AND TOGETHER AND LET THEM HOLD EACH OTHER AND LET JOHN CRY INTO SHERLOCKS CHEST AND TELL HIM HOW BELOVED HE IS HOW AMAZING HOW MARVELOUS WHAT A WONDER WHAT A MIRACLE WHAT A GODDAMN FUCKING MIRACLE AND LET SHERLOCK BE LOVED AND LOVE IN RETURN THE BIGGEST MYSTERY OF HIS LIFE THAT’LL KEEP HIM RIGHT FOREVER OH MT GHSJHGG;;;HFJAKDJAKKSK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I know, I know, all of this, aLL OF THIS DAMMIT. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TRMOJAS SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD OK IT’S JUST SO PERFECT FOR THEM CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE  “WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT I HAVE LEFT I WILL DEFEND YOUR EVERY BREATH”  LINE?? I MEAN THIS IS SHERLOCK THIS IS SHERLOCK SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR JOHN EVERY GODDAMN TIME BECAUSE HIS LOVE HIS SO PURE AND SELFLESS AND GOLDEN IT’S RIDICULOUS ALRIGHT IT’S A FAIRYTALE LOVE THIS SHIT IS NOT EVEN EXISTENT IN REAL WORLD FUCK FUCK I HATE EVERYONE RN AND THE FUCKING PART THAT GOES “YOU ARE LOVED, HEREBY PLEDGE ALL OF MY DAYS TO PROVE IT SO”???? IT’S ATROCIOUS REALLY THEY GAVE THEIR ENTIRE LIVES TO EACH OTHER AND STILL THEY FAIL TO SEE THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON TO ONE ANOTHER AND SHERLOCK’S FACE AT 0.25 WHEN THE SONG GOES “I WILL ALWAYS HOLD YOU CLOSE BUT I WILL LEARN TO LET YOU GO” MY BABY HAD TO WATCH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE MARRY SOMEONE ELSE AND FORCE HIMSELF TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT I

I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME RN IM MURDEROUS

Follow the Dog – Part 3 (’Sherlock’)

 Part 3: A Servant to the Brain

Previous Parts:

Part 1: In the first installment of my ‘Follow the Dog’ meta series, I explained why I think that a) dogs on the show represent the concept of homosexuality, b) with the exception of the monstrous!dog (black dog) in THoB, which seems to represent depression/suicidal thoughts resulting from some childhood/past trauma and reinforced by a hallucinogenic fog (read: homophobia), the black dog=depression metaphor possibly being referenced by the mention of Churchill.

Part 2: In the second installment of this series, I’ve taken an in-depth look at the fisherman and his mother (at the inn in THoB) as a metaphor for John’s bisexuality and the struggle taking place within that dual sexual nature of his.

On to Part 3… This one will be about sex. A lot of sex. Just so you’re warned.:)

This time we will be taking a look at this guy in ASiB. (And before you ask: Yes, this has got something to do with dogs, too.)

Remember him? 

That was the man who came to pick Sherlock up when Mycroft summoned him to Buckingham Palace.

And, after ASiB aired, there was quite a lot of discussion whether Sherlock was flirting with him or merely giving him a quick once-over:

I read this scene quite differently, though. I don’t think this is about Sherlock flirting with anybody. 

I think this scene tells us what attitudes Sherlock has towards his own body and how he experiences his own physicality, how he experiences living inside his body, so could speak: from his sexual urges to his grooming habits.

And yes, the fact that this man has dog hairs all over his suit (one, no, two, no THREE dogs, remember?) plays an important role in my understanding of this brief little scene.

(Continued under the cut…)

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Anon requested me “ johnlock morning cuddles and kissing” and I had this project with the big spoon-little spoon pillow cases, so I combined the two! …Oh gosh, I think I’ve reached the limit of fluffiness allowed😂😂

HQ

Never Not reblog.

how can such a filthy person like @221booksinthetardis create such F L U F F omg KILL ME

@wssh-watson  oh shut up you little devil! I may have a devious mind but my heart is made of custard cream, sugary rainbow sprinkles and johnlock smooch thank you very much XD

Scenes without background music: The Phone Call.

Dying is fun

Scenes without background music: The Phone Call.

Dying is fun

Bedsharing Theme Rec List

We’re loving this months theme so far! Thanks to everyone who has already submitted fic’s we get so excited when we get a tag notification, ask or email! 

In keeping with May’s theme here are some fabulous stories we’ve read that we’d like to share with you! These are all lovely, sweet, sexy and just so fluffy you’ll squee. Enjoy!

A Discourse on the Inadequacy of a Duvet by guns_and_poses Words: 1,005, T Summary: For a prompt: Sherlock keeps stealing the covers when they share a bed because he wants John to move closer to him when they are sleeping but of course doesn’t want to ask. John gets annoyed at first until he realises what Sherlock wants and is more than happy to oblige.John looks over at the folds of covers gathered on the opposite side of Sherlock’s body, then glances up at Sherlock’s face. “You’re doing it again.”

Adjacent by weeesi Words: 5,711, E Summary: “Oi. I’ve just asked you twice where our bloody room is.”Oh, John.“Rooms, I meant. Obviously.”The innkeeper blew his nose into his handkerchief, already sodden with the effects of the spring bloom, and shot a knowing look between the two of them. “Ta, lads. Have a good ‘un.”Sherlock rolled his eyes and spun on his heel, leaving John trailing behind him.

A garden party in Sussex by alexaprilgarden Words: 8,681, E Summary: Mrs Holmes turns 75 and decides to have a garden party at home in Sussex. She invites Mycroft and Sherlock – and John. Sherlock asks John to play his boyfriend for that weekend. Lots of fluff, summer stuff and a bit of smut.

An Infinity Of Mornings by klein_monsti Words: 13,070, T Summary: For so long 221B had been his home, even in those last years when he hadn’t lived there anymore, it had always felt good to be there, it had felt right. And now this place, this sanctuary is gone. At least for now. And Sherlock has no place to stay. In the wake of The Final Problem Sherlock and John rebuild their flat and their relationship.

Assurance by belovedmuerto Words: 2,382, T Summary: It’s not so much the ‘you’re half-dead, you wanker,’ or even the broken ribs, the hairline fracture of the pelvis, the dislocated shoulder and knee, and the wrenched ankle.

Bed-Sharing Between Flatmates by  testosterone_tea Words: 5,053, T Summary:  5 times Sherlock had an excuse to share John’s bed, and the one time he didn’t need one.

Caught by Salambo06 Words: 1,859, E Summary: Based on a prompt : “Johnlock necessary bed sharing and one has a wet dream and the other catches them"A hotel room. They’re here for a case, hadn’t planned to spend the night and ended up sharing a room. No, sharing a bed. Suddenly John is very much aware of his own hand closed around his hard cock and the ragged breathing next to him. Closing his eyes for the briefest second, John dares to turn his head just enough to confirm what he already knows.Sherlock, on his side, watching him.

Everything by patternofdefiance Words: 4,409, E Summary: John wakes up with an armful of Sherlock.This – situation – is unusual, yes, and definitely unfamiliar, but in no way does it feel wrong.Rather, it feels the exact opposite.  

Ghost Stories by SwissMiss Words: 22,256, M Summary: Sherlock’s parents think he and John are a couple. They might be onto something.

In the Morning by erebones Words: 3,921, E Summary: for paula bennyslegs: [gets down on my knees] someone please write sherlock and john sharing a bed because of a case… and one of them waking up to the sound of the other having a wet dream please [presses face to the ground] especially if they’re saying the other persons name whilst doing it please [sinks into the ground]

Knotted by naughtyspirit Words: 23,166, E Summary: John has to cancel a date because of Sherlock’s case, which leads them to be tied up in a basement from which they have to escape.They get wet, get tied up close and John has to step up and save them.Because he’s pretty. And hot. And just a little bit of a BAMF.

Rainbow Hearts Retreat by PajamaSecrets Words: 11,638, E Summary: "It’s a same-sex couples retreat. For those experiencing troubles in their relationship. Consists of group and couples therapy as well as encouraging socialization between the couples. It’s all in their incredibly dull brochure.”“Rainbow Hearts Retreat,” John read. “Sounds… quite gay.”

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On rainy days when there’s no case to solve John cuddles with Sherlock on the couch, keeping the bad mood from taking him over.

“What made you like this?” – The Sherlock fics that have influenced my writing the most

Electric Pink Hand Grenade by beautifulfiction was the first Sherlock fic I fell in love with. It is medical H&C in perfectly refined form and I doubt I there is a single author in this fandom frequenting such a genre who hasn’t on some level been influenced by this early classic. It also taught me about the power of a brilliant title. The Road of Bones probably owes quite a bit to this, as does The Desperate And The Shirtless. Hell, probably all my fics are its disciples in some way. Raison d'être by AmphigoricSymphony & DemonicSymphony was probably the second Sherlock fic I fell in love with. Nail-bitingly suspenseful, medically accurate and somehow, so desperately romantic. It set the bar very high in many respects and I remember thinking: ‘this is what you have to aim at, if you’re going to do this properly’. Master And Hound by 2bee has long been my gold standard for the beauty of fathomless pining. Mind the Gap by sweetcupncakes has (hopefully) stayed with me with its razor-sharp Sherlock characterisation.  White Tulip by withoutawish is sort of my bible for depicting Sherlock’s hard drug habit in relation to the events of S3 in particular. From Here No Lines Are Drawn is my attempt at that. This story is also a shining example of how to formulate a brilliant story summary. Seeds by thesardine is a poignant, subtle and quirky depiction of depression that was a big influence on Paying The Piper. In terms of dealing with ASD, I can’t really name any single stories but I must mention two prolific authors who have given me wonderful insight into the subject matter: whitchry9 and 7-PercentSolution. and… last but most certainly not least: Shadow Child by Kourion. Do not mention this fic to me unless you want a detailed lecture on its brilliance. Devastating, unflinching, shocking, frighteningly insightful, complex and yet relentlessly hopeful even at its bleakest hours, this defies both genre classification and explanation. In terms of how great an impact a story has had on me, this one is miles above others. There are countless lines and scenes in this that haunt my steps as a writer.