Signs of Hell from Good Omens season 2

There’s a very easy solution to this.

this is what he sounds like

Ya’ll I have to point out

The chart? Covers from 1998 to 2022... It’s 2023. That’s 25 years. Of course he’s trying to dump the reputation.

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks' notice, or like you're being unprofessional/unfair, think about this: If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks' notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there? Anything they don't owe you, you don't owe them. Fuck 'em.

Oh these are therapeutic

I'd just like to add a classic:

Recently quit my job with a whole lot of fuckery going on surrounding it, but I wanted to be professional and give my two weeks instead they told me your done at the end of the current week. I had a coworker who I was quitting with who submitted their letter at the same time who was kept for the full two weeks they said they were staying. Fuck two weeks notice. Just get the fuck out when you’re ready and make sure you’re taken care of.

more dog variations woudl be cool but there's also something so special about having just the one dog in minecraft. that one little guy has lived and been loved over and over and over. seeing him calls to mind a different beloved pet for everyone who sees her. a different server. a different time. the same face but thousands of memories across so many players. OUR beloved pet dog....

Gideon has no game while being the most desirable dyke in the galaxy bc she inherited maximum rizz from her mom & negative rizz from her dad & both cancelled each other out

@windmillcrusader you're so right for this

[Image: #tbf she was socialized badly in a hole on pluto with harrow of all people #gideon does have game but unfortunately that that game is calvinball]

pls reblog to break containment and get a larger sample size

which lucky lady gets to be subjected to me behaving like this 24/7 🧍🏻‍♂️

I'm literally this dad

I love these videos they're all having so much fun

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

tumblr in 2020:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

where’s that picture of david duchovny gazing longingly at jar jar binks in a picturesque landscape of an alien planet

her robotic, glacial voice; the blood; the gasps from the crowd; the way her mic hits the ground on beat with the song; its performance at its peak

iconic

she gave unhinged women our rights

i watch this video exactly once a month and it gives me full body asmr

This was fighting for gay rights

We will forever stan

never forget her commentary on this performance:

“The methodology behind what I’ve done is that, when they wanted me to be sexy, or they wanted me to be pop, I always fuckin’ put some absurd spin on it that made me feel like I was still in control. So you know what? If I’m gonna be sexy on the VMAs, and sing about the paparazzi, I’m going to do it while I’m bleeding to death and reminding you of what fame did to Marilyn Monroe, the original Norma Jean, and what it did to Anna Nicole Smith, and what it did to…  Yeah. You know who.”

Masterpiece.

@thefoxconfessor

When you complain about the dashboard icons being removed, please please mention that this is horrible for accessibility.

People with dyslexia and some visual impairments rely on the icons to be able to easily tell who's blog a post is from! Navigating tumblr has just become much harder for anyone who has trouble with following people with similar usernames and reading names with dashes instead of spaces or no spaces at all between words. I have ADHD and likely dyslexia, and with the amount of people I follow with the word "jewish" at the beginning of their url, I'm gonna have a really fucking hard time when the update hits me. "Just read the urls!" doesn't work when you have a disability that makes it wicked hard. Usernames blur together and disappear within the post.

@support since I literally can't submit feedback without the app crashing. I am begging you to read this and understand that you WILL drive away disabled users if you keep this change. Yes, it also means losing a sense of community, but the fact that this hurts disabled people is vastly more important.

We need to do this everywhere. (x)

Ban Private Equity from any financial transactions related to homes and residential real estate. They're ruining the market for home buyers (and sellers) and keeping rents artificially high nationwide in the USA.

Keep Hedge funds and Wall St out of housing. Or tax the fcuk out of them.

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

internat habits that are good to learn

I am the same except in the last panel where instead I think this

For anyone hit with the new update today, install Dashboard Unfucker v3.6.0a here. Just make sure that you have the TamperMonkey extension installed on your browser first so that it will work. It comes with advanced settings to restore the icons on the dash, just check "re-add icons to reblogs". Thanks to @yappatadwinks for helping me get things working

HOLY FUCK.

THAT POST WITH THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER COOKIES WAS NOT FUCKING LYING THAT SHIT TASTES LIKE THE NECTAR OF THE GODS. ITS WORTH THE TWO STICKS OF BUTTER IT TAKES TO MAKE THEM I FUCKING PROMISE. IF I DID NOT LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH OTHER PEOPLE I WOULD EAT THE ENTIRE PAN MYSELF IN FIFTEEN MINUTES

pretty sure i just unlocked the secret to heaven on earth

heres the recipe. stole it from a tumblr post i just reblogged. ur welcome

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