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9 million people fucking love dogs

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I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

listen… if you like my chemical romance in 2017 you’re gay. you just Are gay. there is literally no other possible explanation for liking mcr in 2017 besides being gay

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Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

Originally posted by haha-suck-my-ass

me, actually

can you fucking sit on it tho

wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable?

is it here, @kaijutegu?

I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can!

THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS 

“LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!”

This is my aesthetic

I am just going to start unfollowing anyone who takes astrology seriously

This is so typical of a capricorn tbh

I’m including Bloodclan and Skyclan for FUNSIES

HERE WE GO

Thunderclan: - They have like, clan rallies sometimes. They stopped during Bluestar’s leadership but Firestar picked it up tenfold and they have them weekly. Sometimes they’re so loud Riverclan can hear them and they h a t e I t -Very loud and extroverted, they like to party™ -Regular play wrestling in the middle of the camp between apprentices and young warriors, the elders will watch and bet moss bedding and fresh kill on it

Riverclan: -Have the closest things to songs that the clan cats have, it’s almost like poetry - They sleep in the latest out of every clan, they like to wake up to the warm sun instead of at the crack of dawn -Kits are taught to swim in organized classes before they become apprentices, it’s very cute to watch actually, the elders teach it with older apprentices as helpers

Windclan: -There are often elaborate races between apprentices and young warriors that the elders will bet on, and sometimes the older warriors, similar to how Thunderclan have wrestling competitions -Windclan has designated ‘quiet time’ close to the end of the day where everyone is just… Quiet…. And peaceful. Tallstar put it in place (so he could take a nap) -Kits are often given rabbit bones to play with and chew on as toys

Shadowclan: -Kits like to play hide and seek an excessive amount, to a point where it’s legitimately exciting to warriors or queens supervising them -Sometimes when they train apprentices, they’ll put together mock dummies of enemy cats using sticks and other foliage and junk -Elders like to give riddles to the kits and apprentices to solve and in exchange if they solve it they are rewarded with some moss, and if they lose the elder gets an extra bit of food

Skyclan: -Skyclan cats invented a game similar to soccer but with moss balls that they call Skyball. They get really into it actually and Leafstar had to flat out ban betting because it started fights -The warriors without apprentices like to give rock climbing lessons to the older kits

Bloodclan: -sometimes they sit outside of raves and listen to the music and talk shit like emo middle schoolers outside of a dance

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like

do girls know they are…. celestial

you are not a true warrior cats fan unless you fucking hate it and have tried to imagine it better at least once

“same gender platonic attraction makes u lgbt”

so basically,

“im a cis straight dude and i like, really love my bros. like i love my friends. im not GAY or anything….but i like them. they’re cool. they’re alright. i love my other straight cis friends. im lgbt now. the B in LGBT is for ‘bros’. me and my bros.”

thats. who u want in lgbt spaces right

- Here’s the promo video, btw:

- Blink-182 dropped out the first day of the festival bc they saw how much of a mess it was

- Some more gems:

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I literally can’t stop laughing at this mess. You can google ‘Fyre Festival’ to see what else is up–this whole this is so hilarious and such a rich-kid flop. 

PEOPLE WERE ROBBED:

I DID NOT THINK THIS HEADLINE WOULD BE AS ACCURATE AS IT IS

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things. 

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag. 

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc. 

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.” 

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room. 

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm 

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison. 

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese” 

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

Why were you regularly shit talking founding fathers tho

I’m a salty U.S. History Major, that’s why

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