Seinfeld
Once again, tumblr defied the doctor’s life expectancy and outlived another platform.
Pretty sure she also outlived the doctor.
I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.
Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website
My favourite thing about the latest Twitter meltdown is all the artists reanimating their dead Tumblr accounts today and immediately being greeted with hundreds of notes because even a Tumblr account they literally have not posted to in 3–5 years has more active and engaged followers than the Twitter account that they've been updating daily.
Twitter really said "you've read 300 posts time to go touch grass"
i definitely don't remember this episode of evangelion going like this
Abbacchio says “Happy Birthday Grimace”
hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill
literally so obsessed with "she's everything, he's just ken" line
his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
The holy trinity
This is an important message.
I will never NOT reblog this.
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
she fucking killed, uh, what’s his name, ryan gosling







