New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

You do the crime, you get the crime.

The plan is working!

Now Crime Man has to have a seperate blog all on its own as well as its own following.

The plan is to eventually make a crowdfunding campaign for a Crime Man graphic novel. I’m already in talks with people who could do the art.

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

Through the eye of the mountain. It’s interesting to think that we each perceive the same landscape in a completely different way. Our eyes are drawn to certain shapes and colours that may go entirely unnoticed to someone else, who sees their own unique perspective at the same time. What shape do you see in the rock? #iceland (at Iceland)

A hero in more ways than one

I NEVER KNEW THAT

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

I know I’m gonna miss this universe. ❤

red queen series + first lines

do u ever zone out but ur aware that ur zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in

humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

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THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC AND SUPER NECESSARY POST.

YEEEEESSS

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

Giant animatronic dinosaur outside bbc hq! Wow! Credits: BBC

No.

WHAT. Y E S.

She is beeauutiful!!

— via @wizdomly

Thirty-Three Ways of Looking at Hell 

🍁 a set of 33 Red Leaf Haiku by © John Clark Helzer 

I 

Don’t blame the devil. 

He’s only holding up his 

end of the bargain. 

II 

Evil breeds in the 

dark, for wherever there is 

light, there is nuance. 

III 

Each molecule of 

loathing comprises at least 

one atom of fear. 

IV 

How odd that, unlike 

hell, heaven spends a fortune 

on advertising. 

V 

Such flames can be most 

appealing, even when their 

searing heat is not. 

VI 

No one is keeping 

track of all your good deeds. Each 

one lives on its own. 

VII 

Never’s the owl more 

disinterested than when 

things are going well. 

VIII 

God was the leading 

purveyor of hope until 

the devil showed up. 

IX 

Spare inhibitions 

are all that keep even saints 

from the burning lake. 

X 

What blessing shrouds no 

curse? Sheerest gossamer still 

weighs on eiderdown. 

XI 

The dragon’s back is 

a hell of a thing to be 

seeing all the time. 

XII 

A thousand sweet crumbs 

of Napoleon cake fall 

from Stalin’s mustache. 

XIII 

Whenever fear spreads 

its wings, most will deify 

but some will defy. 

XIV 

Until passing through 

them, the gates of heaven look 

exactly like hell’s. 

XV 

While accuracy 

pleases God, the devil much 

prefers precision. 

XVI 

A vengeful hawk makes 

sure to peck away only 

one ear and one eye. 

XVII 

In the past, demons 

mediated, but they’ve all 

long since taken sides. 

XVIII 

If you don’t know why 

you even bothered calling 

us, please press one now. 

XIX 

More amusing, though 

shorter, would be rodeos 

run by the horses. 

XX 

It’s darkest not right 

before the dawn, but in the 

middle of the night. 

XXI 

The first casino 

on the moon will need to have 

much heavier chips. 

XXII 

Paradise burns up 

as easily as any 

town in hell burns down. 

XXIII 

Damnation comes and 

goes, for not even the damned 

made perfect circles. 

XXIV 

The high symphonies 

of God are matched only by 

Lucifer’s smooth jazz. 

XXV 

When the monster looks 

in the mirror, it often 

sees a little child. 

XXVI 

On a losing streak? 

Drugs not working? There’s always 

today’s horoscope. 

XXVII 

Some prisons use steel 

bars; others need merely the 

right trickle of hope. 

XXVIII 

More fitting would be 

if good were in hello and 

hell were in goodbye. 

XXIX 

Possessions always 

come in pairs, for to possess 

is to be possessed. 

XXX 

If only God had 

used pineapples, which are at 

least hard to open. 

XXXI 

The scariest thing 

about Satan is he leaves 

it all up to you. 

XXXII 

The bird suddenly 

caged struggles, but so does the 

bird suddenly freed. 

XXXIII 

Bleared before the shine 

of infernal corrosives, 

the immensity. 

— love just is. // a.b