acting like your mom makes you go “aw c’mon.” before resuming your day but acting like your father will make you sit in silence for three hours straight staring at a wall
Tara Maclay + sweetie
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997 - 2003)
undergoing a process of embiggening
good lord
How much water did you ADD?!?
could you imagine being so small you dont even know whats happening
fucken h8 fathers day ads “take your dad to home depot” my dad doesnt LIKE home depot🤬🤬🤬 he likes cds that he already has
around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.
so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep
he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.
every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.
He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.
then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”
you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.
Pride flags? But what about shame flags? Show me the gay shame colors
Do you guys think Julian’s parents had a bad relationship, which lead to his negative views on the concept of marriage? Or was he just a professional slut and hater
I think lemurs are just like that
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SHUT-UP-UPUPPUPUPPPP
HASHTAG STAR TREK HASH TAG STAR TREK DEEP SPACE NINE HASHTAG JULIAN BASHIR
um......that's not how tumblr tags work.
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couples themed photoshoots and old romance films have such a Grip on me they're all so destian and it makes me unwell LIKE
LIIIIIIIIIKE
MORE
feel free to use these as refs!
even more!!
C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps is the name of a powerful and wise spirit
silence lay steadily.
things haunt, joshua jennifer espinoza // giovanni's room, james baldwin // through me (the flood), hozier // flowers in the attic, v.c. andrews // i am in eskew, jon ware // anatomy, kitty horrorshow // the haunting of hill house, shirley jackson
#whipped
Wait Neil Gaiman has a Tumblr I thought all the authors left after the great John Green cock sucking apocalypse of 2010 lmao
Wait’ll they find out about John Green having a tumblr.
(Also, 2015.)
