“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

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I’m a firm believer in the idea that people treat you the way they feel about you

Yup. Whether you deserve it or not.

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

The second last one though

reblog to save a life

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

even the ones you think “nah they’d never do me like that” will do you like that

You really cannot force somebody to give you the effort you feel you deserve, and if you do, just understand that it won’t ever be sufficient enough

When you force somebody to give you effort, you’re hyperaware of the fact that you had to force them, which then poisons you slowly, on top of the fact that their energy likely isn’t what you envisioned, because anybody being forced to do something has different energy versus being a willing participant

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you and now they mad

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

I am in tears omg

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

Omg the audio

Finally reblogging with source. 

Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy

This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]  me: [oblivious, headphones on]

via @_ElvishPresley_

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

the angels that greet you in heaven

Omg my ovaries

My heart can’t take this

this is what i want my channel to be 

some girls (most) are genuinely not playing hard to get, they literally meant all that mean shit they told you lmao 

10 outta 10 I meant every word I said, 7 outta 10 I ain’t mean to say it out loud.

^^