First Kill | First Love
Little Johnny wants a cake for his birthday. Selfish brat.
HOW DID THAT NOT STICK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
No that's a legitimate question HOW
The preparation automatically flours the pan for you. There's got to be a very fine layer of essentially unmixed-in flour and cocoa as the layer between the cake and the pan, due to dumping those ingredients in first. This is something you do deliberately (with or without grease) to make cakes turn out of the pan cleanly. (Mama always used cocoa powder to coat the pan when making chocolate cakes, so the color would match the cake and it wouldn't have weird white spots.)
in case it hasn’t been clear, this blog is firmly and unwaveringly pro-choice.
Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME
Wish that bitch would update though.
“The year is half over”
“Its got nine months left Samantha”
“n o”
I'm with you. It's actually June. Almost july.
Time to get the Halloween decorations out! :D
(My Girlfriend: ITS MARCH YOU ANIMAL)
rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
sometimes it just hurts and there is nothing you can do about it
the guy in the audience SNAPPED
i love this, video
8 page short kids book class project on important/current/difficult topics! Covered the topics of change, sibling relationships and the subject of having a transgender family member (in this case an older brother!)
Was made with trans and non-binary art students!
Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.
You stare up at them.
They blink.
You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.
I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.
hand slipped so heres a gif
Reblog to respect the Big Night Cat
Big Night Cat is best cat
This post will be my legacy and I didn’t even come up with the good part
I think it'd be pretty funny if the next time an adult tells me I'm being Rude And Disrespectful™ I just went "ya it's because I don't respect you" and watch the gates of hell open before me
Telling a boomer they're not automatically entitled to my respect just to feel something
my favourite concept atm is soft doms getting kinda bossy and rough,,,, yano?
gentle requests becoming stern demands, guiding you turns into shoving you onto the bed and putting you in the positions they want, pinning your wrists down instead of the usual intertwining their fingers with yours, playing with your hair switching to being yanked towards their crotch, full on bruises instead of cute hickies.
once you're a fucked out mess, clinging to them on the verge of tears they'll go back to being sweet and soft as they push you to take just a little bit more for them 💛
original thread by @pukicho and several other users
I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention
this post is from THIS YEAR
had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.
Happy one year anniversary little thread










