Avatar

Basket Case

@abigailsinfamousnight

TwentyEight. TX|WA|NY. Medic Life.

Little Johnny wants a cake for his birthday. Selfish brat.

HOW DID THAT NOT STICK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

No that's a legitimate question HOW

The preparation automatically flours the pan for you. There's got to be a very fine layer of essentially unmixed-in flour and cocoa as the layer between the cake and the pan, due to dumping those ingredients in first. This is something you do deliberately (with or without grease) to make cakes turn out of the pan cleanly. (Mama always used cocoa powder to coat the pan when making chocolate cakes, so the color would match the cake and it wouldn't have weird white spots.)

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

hand slipped so heres a gif

Reblog to respect the Big Night Cat

Big Night Cat is best cat

This post will be my legacy and I didn’t even come up with the good part

I think it'd be pretty funny if the next time an adult tells me I'm being Rude And Disrespectful™ I just went "ya it's because I don't respect you" and watch the gates of hell open before me

Telling a boomer they're not automatically entitled to my respect just to feel something

my favourite concept atm is soft doms getting kinda bossy and rough,,,, yano?

gentle requests becoming stern demands, guiding you turns into shoving you onto the bed and putting you in the positions they want, pinning your wrists down instead of the usual intertwining their fingers with yours, playing with your hair switching to being yanked towards their crotch, full on bruises instead of cute hickies.

once you're a fucked out mess, clinging to them on the verge of tears they'll go back to being sweet and soft as they push you to take just a little bit more for them 💛

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

Happy one year anniversary little thread