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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

This is so true it’s not even funny.

winryapplepie kittenarmor

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THOSE WERE METAPHORICAL

no one believes that middle america is super weird until they see pics and it cracks me up every time.

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

*buys a mac immediately*

*buys a mac immediately*

this girl has been on quite the journey…

Can we please talk about that time the Powerpuff girls created their own retarded sister and then she died?

temple run

reblog if ur a tru 90′s kid

temple run came out in 2011

don’t let the media fool u 

There were no tablets in the 90’s, at least none that could do more the write an essay.

then how do u explain my proof sweaty :)

Lol sweaty… *sweetie

no :) i don’t think u r understand :) i have 3 phd’s on english sweaty :)

Are you mentally incompetent?

listen sweaty :) clearly ur too smart and superior for all of us so how about u stop talking ur mouth :) how many gf’s do u have :) 0 :) how many phd’s do u have :) 0 :) bye sweaty :)

If you have a Ph.D. then why are you wasting your time on tumblr being a useless piece of shit?

listen illiterate :) i said 3 phd’s :) im a piece of shit with 3 phd’s :) ur a piece of shit with 0 phd’s :) i have 7 gf’s :) i listen to john lemon :) i saw weed 3 times :) i have 9 abs :) so bye sweaty :) 

You’re also a piece of shit with no life and are a worse liar than my eight-year-old sister. How can a twelve-year-old have three Ph.D.s?

Where’s your three Ph.D.s now, you little bitch?

my father is the fbi so have fun in jail binch!!

Can’t wait to die in 2012

in the vein of my 2014 post…

☆ MEMEORY LANE 2015 ☆

when u just chillin and you get that weird, random shiver up your spine